"Rise
and shine camperrrrrrs... and don't forget your booties
'cause it's cooooollllld out there today!!!!!
It's cold out there every day!!!!!!
What is this, Miami Beach????? Not hardly!!!!!
So the big question on everybody's lips...
On their CHAPPED lips!!!!! Their CHAPPED lips is...
Does Phil feel lucky????? Punksatawney Phil!!!!!
Thats right wood chuck chuckerrrrrrrrrrrs...
it's GROOOOOUND HOOOOOG DAYYYYY!!!!!"
"I was
in the Virgin Islands once!
I met a girl!
We ate lobster and drank pina coladas!
At sunset we made love like sea otters!"
"THAT
was a pretty good day!
Why couldn't I get THAT day
over and over and over!!!!!"