CardCaptors: The Next..... uhh, five minutes!

By Selphie

Disclaimer: I don't own crap (except this cruddy storyline). Title: CardCaptors: The Next.....uhh, five minutes!

Li: Sakura, you suck. Sakura: what?! That's it...Akane, can I borrow your mallet? Akane: sure, why not.. Li: who is she and where did she come from?

Sakura: None of your business!! (wacks Li on the head w/ Akane's mallet) Li: owww...... Sakura: there!

Li: now you suck even more!! Sakura: WHAT?!! That's it--desperate times call for desperate measures... (pulls out AK47) Kero: hey! Sakura, put that away!

Sakura: you shut up, mouse stuffed animal thing! (shoots Kero) Li: Oh my God! Sakura: heh heh heh....

Li: wait a sec... (pulls out a card) Li: (it's too long to write what he says to use a card, and I'm tired, so he uses the Time card, okay?) (Sakura, as well as everything/one else in the, er..'room' is frozen in their tracks)

Li: now this is fun! (steals Sakura's gun......how did she get that thing, anyway?) Li: (calls back Time card) heh heh.... Sakura: Die! Die-- hey! Where did my gun go?

Li: looks like the tables have turned, Sakura! Sakura: Aaahh!! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I promise I will never ever try to hurt you again! Li: yeah, right. Sakura: no, really!! I promise!! Please, Li!

Li: ......damn. Stupid sad face... (Li drops the gun) Sakura: I lied! (Sakura grabs gun, does a backflip and lands five feet in front of herself....)

Li: what the...? You little... Sakura: SUCKER!!! Li: fine with me, but you'll never get my help with capturing cards ever again.... Sakura: so? I have Ker--

Li: you killed him, too. Sakura: oh yeah. damn. Fine, I won't kill you..... (uses Akane's mallet to knock him out) Sakura: that was fun. THE END (yes, that's it. Damn, look what you made me do!!)