Disclaimer-Card Captor doesn't belong to me... It belongs to Clamp. And no suing.. Seriously... I'm broke... And I don't think a few cent with pay it off... Dain it, I suck...
"Sakura! Hurry and capture the card before it gets away!" Kero-chan yelled, as he and Sakura ran (well... He flew) after the (think of n/e card you want it to be) card, getting away.
"Dain it Kero-chan! Would you just SHUT UP!!" Sakura yelled at the stuffed-animal, and was about it hit him with the wand.
"Sakura don't!" Tomoyo yelled, running up behind them.
"Why, thanx for saving me Tomoyo-san!" Kero-chan bounced around happily.
"Saving you? I just wanted to capture moments of Sakura, who's about the beat up the stuffed-animal with her wand on my site! Who cares about you!" Tomoyo yelled.
(a.n-I'm so sorry! I mean, Kero's my favorite character!! Well, other than Syaoran)
Then all the suddenly, Syaoran jumps in the picture.
"Don't worry Kero! I'll save you!" Syaoran yelled.
"Ah, get away from me you Chinese Brat!" Kero said, starting to fly away..
"What? I tried to save you, and you still call me a Chinese Brat? Sakura, let me help you beat the crap outta him!"
"Okay, let's go, Li-kun" Then Sakura lift up her wand, and Syaoran got out his sword.
"Ohh!!! How sweet! Rivals in Love, battling the Stuffed animal, and beating the crap outta him!! How kawaii!"
"For the last time!! I'm not a stuffed animal! I'm a... Sakura look! The (_whatever card you want_) card is behind you! Capture it now!"
"Oh shut-up! I don't care any more!!" Then she released the Fight card into her (This is for Leviathan), and started beating the crap out of Kero, for his annoying cuteness. Kero got bruised a lot, but was able to get away.
"Oh no you don't!" Syaoran yelled, and released the Time card, and swinged him around by the tail, and threw him in the river, and in frooze time.
"YES!" Sakura, Syaoran, and Tomoyo did a high five, celebrating. Then Meiling ran in the picture.
"SYAORAN!! Get the heck away from Kinomoto! Since I'm your-"
"My bitch?" Syaoran asked.
(a.n I can't believe I actually typed that!! I hate cursing!)
"What? I am not!!" then Meiling started to wail, loudly.
"Oh! Just go away!" Sakura yelled at her, as she (Sakura), Tomoyo, and Li-kun covered their ears.
"Bite me!" Meiling yelled back.
"That's it!" Then Sakura stole the Time card from Syaoran, and frooze time.
Then she grabbed Meiling's arm, and threw her in the river, with Kero. Then she unfrooze time.
"Now that are two enemys away, now it's time for the rivals to admit their feelings!" Then Tomoyo lift up her video-camera. Then at the same time, Syaoran and Sakura said at the same time.
"Li-kun/Sakura... I love....'
The End! =D
Sakura- "What?! How can you end it like that?!"
Li-"YEAH! How can you?! You suck!"
Author-"I know!"
The real end!
Well.. I know.. It sucked... It only took me twenty minutes to do this... So, go ahead. Send me comments.. And maybe flames.. But please, don't make me cry....