Okay here are all the usual disclaimers! I do not claim any of the characters in the story as my own, not even the mallets part (I think that was someone named Hashbrown). There are you people happy now? I am disclaimed! Yamazki, Chiharu, and Mallets Yamazki was in the park telling his tall tales again: "Did you know drawing was invented in India? Well, everyone there got so sick of sculpting that they went to China and stole some paper and used ashes mixed with water to draw! I bet you also didn't know that- OWWWWWWW! Chiharu!" Chiharu stood behind Yamazaki holding her mallet and looked at the huge lump forming on his head. "Serves ya right!" The next day "-And so they took whale meat and mashed it into a pile of mush and then someone dropped a torch into it and it burst into flame- OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Chiharu!" The day after that "-And the Chinese were so tired of rice that they pounded it flat and they threw it into the sun! The next day they found it had dried into paper so they made rice paper! OWWWWWW! Chiharu!" And the day after that "-So Marco Polo thought he was eating an exotic worm dish and he ate the noodles. He found out that it was pasta so he added some sauce and named it spaghetti! OWWWWWWWW! Chiharu!" And the day after that "I'm not telling anymore stories! Chiharu will just whack me on the head again! OWWWWWWW! Chiharu! I didn't tell any stories today!" Chiharu just grinned, "I know you didn't! I was just bored!" Yamazki just groaned as he conked out from all the bumps on his head. what do u think? Saturn-Chan

Yamazaki, Chiharu, and Mallets