I was a member of a Darts Club once upon a time.

One particular Saturday I made a call to the club to find out if there was something going down there. When I lift the reciever I deciced to pull them a leg.

I heard I guy named Eddie answer. Since Eddie wasn´t a regular visitor to the club I understood that there would be quite a big crowd there and I deceded to go down there.

But at first I told Eddie that it was officer Green at the Police Department calling, and that there were severe complaints about the noise, the music and the behaviour of the persons in the club from the surrounding neighbours, and that the police would come down there and bring everyone to the station if they wont calm down. Then I hung up.

About an hour later I arrived to the club to see what it was like.

In the entrance I met a woman I knew. She was pointing a finger to her mouth to tell me to keep quiet. (Cool it, I thought).

When I went inside it turned out to be a comical scene there.

Since it was a the weekend for a bigger tournament there were many well known people inside, invited to the club; club players, international players, federation guys and obsolete.

Everyone walking around in their socks, tip toeing around whispering "shhh" to each other.

Í left pretty early, because it wasn´t much of a party…