Physical training is essential and nessesary for the well being of humans.

Who actually found that out? I´m not that sure it´s completely true.

I started training aagain a couple of months ago. Not that it´s completely unfamiliar to me, I used to exercise, even was training ice hockey, soccer, basketball and other kinds of sports.

(Completely untalented for it all, except pushing buttons on machines and computer and telling everyone around me about it).

During the eighties, carrying computer and measuring devices could have been an extreme sport, believe me.

However, running and jogging was the very worst one. And the one I was completely and outstandingly useless on.

UNTIL NOW!!

Now I have found out that there are quite a few other things I´m just as completely scrammed about as running.

A couple of guys, friends to me, suddenly showed up at the gym. They noticed I was therer but didn´t have the guts to approach and speak to me.

Afterwards I approached them one at a time and gave them a blast;

"What do you mean coming to the gym? At prime time!! With bellies like that! Don´t you understand that guys like you have to do your primary training at early Sunday Mornings for about a year before you can even get as close to the gym as the parking area"?

By the way, how come everyone training at those places go there by car?

And not only that, they demand that there is a parking place not more than a few steps away from the entrance.

Furthermore, everyone seems to pick the very nearest one so they just
have to hop out of the seat and into the gear.

I was thinking about –could it be possible to invent a program for it, maybe you didn´t have to wear tights all the time?

So I designed one. And now I´ll probably stay online all the time!

Beware!