True Stories 1 Updated 10/8 2000
This happened in 2000.
In the Italian city of Bologna a theif was caught when stealing tortellini from a shop.
When in the police car it was discovered that the name of the thief was “Spagetti”.
The man groaned “And I don´t even like tortellini”.
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AT A RESTAURANT
This happened in a restaurant in Stockholm, Sweden
A man dining on his own ordered an expensive meat dish
The waitress asked the man how he wanted the meat but the guest
looked completely confused.
So the waitress tried to help him a little and suggested:
“Medium, perhaps??”
The man sat there thinking a couple of seconds, then he outbursted:
”Have you got large ones?”
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THE ICE HOCKEY HOOLIGAN PLAYERS
The Swedish International Ice Hockey Team is called Tre Kronor which means "The Three Crowns".
Study them here.
The team has always very skilled Hockey Players, but apart from that they have one particular skill, and that hasn´t been known to the public to the same extent.
They are extremely good at practical jokes.
One of the best they pulled on a guy named Anders. He´s the one responsible for all materials, clubs dresses, tape…well they have plenty of plenty.
Before a World Championship began all players in the team decided to tease Anders for being fat, just for the sake of it, and there are many ways of expressing that.
And meanwhile, every day they cut off a bit and shortened his trouser belt. So Anders couldn´t use the usual belt hole because with that one the belt would´t reach around his belly any more.
So Anders felt like "Maybe I HAVE been eating to much recently".
Unfortunately, eventually after more than a week they made it too good while Anders caught them in act.
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