Setting:
Ranma-Chan (Ranma in girl form) is sitting and talking with Akane in the very first episode, before Akane knew Ranma was actually a boy. Aieka from Tenchi comes in.
“Oh, hello girls, are we talking about tragic love stories? Because while you’re on the subject, I have one. Tenchi is in love with Sakuya so I’m not his true love even though we were fated to be together and I love him and he loves me but he just doesn’t know it and-”
“Actually,” said Akane, “we were talking about martial arts. But now that you’re on the subject of boys, I think all boys are stupid and bossy and egotistic and jerks and...” Akane keeps talking about how stupid boys are. Ranma-Chan slowly blushes, then looks at the floor.
“What’s wrong with you Ranma?” Akane asked.
“Nothing,” Ranma-Chan mumbled.
Aieka looked at them. “I don’t believe I introduced myself. I’m Akane, and this is Ranma.”
“Nice to meet you, too. As I was saying, Tenchi fell in love with Sakuya and now I left because I can’t bear to be there, and...”
Serena (Usagi) and Sakura walk by the door at that point. “...well, my magic uses a staff.”
“No way, so does mine!”
“Oh! That’s so cool!”
“I know. Do you have a magical Incantation for your attacks?”
“well, I have a magical Incantation, but I have cards, they’re not attacks, really, and I don’t...”
Their voices drift away. They walk all the way around the pond, still talking.
“Well, my friend Madison (Tomoyo) makes my costumes.” “I only have one.”
“Really? I’m sure Madison can fix that... Oh, hello everyone!”
“Hi!” Said Aieka and Akane.
“Who are you?” Said Sakura and Ranma.
They all laughed.
“Hey, can I join the party?” They looked around and saw Bulma.
“Sure!” Said Sakura with a smile
. ‘Oh... These are my friends... Sayoran Li,” here Sakura stared, then blushed, then realized she was blushing and looked at the ground, “Heero Yuy, and Goku.”
“Nice to meet you,” said everyone.
“I had another friend of mine, but he couldn’t make it. Here’s a pic of him,” said Bulma. She tossed a picture of Ranma in boy form over to the table where Akane and Ranma-Chan were sitting. Ranma-Chan looked at the picture and her face blanched. Akane, however, had something to say.
“Wow, he’s a dream boat. I’d go on a date with him any day.” Ranma stared at her. She, however, did not notice.
At that moment Brock came in.
“Hey look everyone! I made hot tea! Aaaghh!” He tripped, spilling the hot tea all over Ranma-Chan.
Akane looked at him and squealed. So did Bulma.
Bulma said “Hey neat trick! How’d you do that?”
Akane smoothed her dress, checked her hair, and then asked Ranma, “will you go on a date with me?”
Ranma, very surprised because she had said she hated boys so much, could only stammer and blush.
Akane took his arm. “I’ll take that as a yes.” Then she kissed him.
Suddenly Brock appeared.
“I’ll take you out on a date you’re the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen I’m Brock I’m very sensitive and cute too.”
Brock was smushed on the floor, twitching, as Akane and Ranma headed out the door.
Suddenly Relena appeared.
“Oh you poor dear! Did you get hurt? My, you’re handsome.”
Brock was up in a flash, as he always was as soon as there was a girl on the scene. He escorted Relena out the door, but fell over. He was knocked unconscious. While he was out cold, Heero took out a gun and blew Relena’s head off.
It spun, landing on the Tendo Dojo roof.
Aieka was horrified. “How could you do such a thing, you nasty-”
Her head also went flying.
Sakura was twiddling her staff idly. Li came over.
“Sakura.”
She looked up, and was surprised but very happy when Li kissed her. They snuck out behind Heero to avoid being decapitated.
Heero left.
Everyone still there sighed w/ relief after he hopped in his Gundam in the back. Bulma ran out after him, jumped on it’s foot, and was blasted out into space by his Gundam.
Goku and Serena were the only ones left (alive anyway). Serena went to find Kasumi to clean up the dead bodies, and Goku turned to Brock and took him back to Pewter City.
Kasumi came in. “Oh dear, those are the 17th and 18th corpses this week. I wish they would stop inviting Heero over. Duo is cute, though...”
She sighed dreamily and went to get a mop.