Karo: Even if it does disturb you, and for all those who want a rating, I'd say PG (or PG-13 for thou little children).
Umei: You might not find this at all funny,
Karo: But please remember this is a flame to a flamer (Heather) who flamed Akuma-chan (our dear friend).
Umei: Of course we'd think this is funny in a case like that. Even if it IS a lil'.....disturbing.
Karo: *sigh* Ah well... Besides being totally bored, there's only this in left to read...
Umei:(nod) Hai, Karo-chan....hai. Also, remember that Ves doesn't even KNOW this person...
Karo: Oh yeah, if you dislike sicko stuff, you're gonna find this nasty.
Umei: Why are we posting this again?
Karo: Cuz we got nothing better to do...
Umei: Oh. Right. Erm... This is once again, not for a little child. We warned you, so dun go flamming us about this page. We WARNED you, and you'd only look like a moron after we posted you're e-mail on the site.
Karo: Hai, we warned ya. Also, keep in mind, this flammer (Heather) had it comin when she flammed Akuma.
Umei: Yes, we'd all do everything for a friend, and I'm sure you would too!
Karo: *nod* Well, if you're bored and you dun find sick stuff annoying,
Umei: And slight cursing...
Karo: Then read on.
Umei: Hai!
Date: Sat, 17 Mar 2001
Dear Heather,
Yo! Hey girlfriend! So, what's been happening? Been walking into any walls lately? OmG dearie! That was just SSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO funny when you did that! I just lmao! Woooooooo! That gave us a lotta fun! Anywayz ya good slut friend, how idiotic can you get? I mean, doll, look, we all know your butt ugly, but we still luv ya anyway (*mutter mutter* even if you are a dimbo blonde). Keep on over-using that eye-shadow ya' precious lil pimpette! Anywayz, did you see what Marissa did today? That was just.......eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Her WHOLE day went wrong! I think she's trying to be as cool and 'poopular' (ya! remember last year when you shitted in your pants and it leaked everywhere? ugh! the smell, but it was VERY hillarious....*chuckles*) as you, tootsie! But I mean, emphasize UGH! She stuffed her bra! She was probably trying to get to a D cup like you, doll! But no one can beat you.....*snickers* . Those implants did the trick! And, eww, she wore those white jeans and her period leaked through! She must be trying to do the 'You Trick'. I mean, God, I'd think she would've realized by now that that's YOUR thing to do to make everyone laugh! That bitch! I'd just like you to know that everyone's getting p/o at you though in school....they're all calling you 'Little Princess', although geez, not like you can help it if you like hot pink and you steal the fame and fortune from everyone else. FiFi even threatened to shoot you; she said you were having the biggest PMS day in known history.....which isn't true. That was last month. Why can't she ever get her facts right? I'm just wondering, but have you been trying to spell Jesus and God w/ the beginning letter capitalized? Because you really should start doing that sugar-poo...Oooh! I almost forgot to mention (and this is actually quite stupid of me! seeing that I'm mailing things from this addy!)! This is my new addy! ********@hotmail.com. Be sure to send things to here from now on darling. Btw, did Michael like the whip you bought him? I know you luv to show your b/f's how much you care! That was sssssoooooooooo funny when your dad found the condom in the car! OmG! And then he noticed how there were handprints and everything all over the windows.....geez.....he musta really fucked you up good girl! Or the other way around.....dun worry, I haven't told anyone your little secret about you being female and having a penis! It's really truly a freak case.....but hell, anything can happen these days, can't they? But plum-face, I really AM worried about the amount of masturbating you've been doing in one day....I mean.....29 times a day?! Doll.....Michael must not be doing enough for you! And please.....just a request.....but stop reaching your hand down your shirt during the middle of class and touching your breasts. I mean, we all realize that you make yourself horny, but it's just SICKENING! Ugh....nasty... BUT ANYWAYZ.....moving onto a lighter subject.....how do you like that pink pair of panties I got you for your b-day? I had a feeling you'd like how they are shoved up your fat ass. ^^ Now you can have a wedgie w/o actually having to reach your hand down your undies and making one or asking Michael to do that for you. Well, it's time for my bedtime now, if you know what I mean. ~wink wink~ Gotta change into my beddy-by thongs! See ya' in the AM!
Sincerely,
Michelle aka The Hickie Giver aka Blinken
From: "Blinken Stalker!-You're-not-finding-out-my-l.n.!"
Subject: Hey gggggggggggggguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrllllllllllllllll!!
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Umei: Pointless, and sick, yet slightly funny.
Karo: Only slightly.
Umei: *shrug* A flame to a flammer. This flammer never flamed Akuma-chan again.
Karo: We allllllll lived happily ever after.
Umei: Except "Heather" of course....
Karo: *cough*