Name: Umei no Hoshimasurao
Meaning: StarWarrior of Destiny
Favorite Color: Blue
Fave Numbers: 7 and 2
Weapons: Magic Bag-o-Stuff, Pocky, Confusion, Usagi-wail, demented psycho glare of death, Chopsticks of Doom, Wet Bamboo Stick, VR Visors, Mini PC, Laptop, henshin powers.
Personality: A pure baka at times; usually happy, making silly mistakes; and always having partner(s) agree with them. She has a big ego, loves Pocky, intellegent with machanical things and hightech stuff, plain kind, funny, and... different. On missions, she tries bery hard to be serious about getting it done, but in the end it always turns out she becomes more like Usagi then ever.
Favorite food: Must you ask?! It's Pocky, Oreos, Cinnimon Rolls, Chocolatechip Pound cake, Grape Soda, Jolt, and chocolate milk ^.-
Hobbies: Computers, annoying Akuma (and anybody else around), eating Pocky, working on website, reading Manga, watching Anime, hanging on Laptop, making plans for new missions, finding ways to make people laugh.
Good With: Computers, electronics, scripts, plans, getting people to listen to her, getting her way, video games, making friends, computer hacking, common sense.
Flaws: Ego, smartass, annoying, sometimes you wanna whack her one, the POCKY..
Age: 15 1/2
Birthday: August 4th
Likes to hang with: Akuma, Mahokou, Trunkz, Karosai-chan, Heero, Duo, and Quatre. In later books we also see The Kid, Dante, and her brother Karkar.
Surprises: The shortest; while being the oldest. And the most childish; while being the oldest.
Height: 5' 3"
Weight: 113 pounds
Shoe Size: 8 1/2
Hair color: Depends on which season your in. We've got the really dark blue style, and the brunette style to choose from.
Eyes: They change colors; Sometimes brown, sometimes green, (hell, sometimes even blue @_@) and most of the time hassle.
Favorite Hobby: Helping people in need while getting lots of action.
Known For: Pocky-Love, Humor, Good Writing Skills (especially at Humor ^^;), Computers (and other electronics), blue hair and her Bag-o-stuff.
Likes to: Draw, sing, hang on the net, be lazy, beat up people who go on her private property.
Place Brought up: Came from New York, and for seven years lived in the Dingmans Township before going on the missions with Akuma.
School: DDMS
Top things Akuma can't stand about her: Her ego, her whinning, and her Pocky Obsession.
Gets along best with: Mahokou (Cuz they're a lot alike)
Other info you probably don't care about: She's been in the buisness for 2 years with Akuma; the two met Mahokou on a mission to get rid of Cathrine. Umei loves to challange Mahokou to video games (i.e. Endless Duel), and drawing her comic books "The Doujinshin Chronicals", and "Miko World".
Do not give her coffee or things with high valued sugar in them; unless you want a sugar rush and to be able to see a side of her you couldn't imagine.
Do not tick her off; she is capable of going ZERO and then not remember what she did to you afterwards. (Some people learned that the hard way {i.e. Heero - when he wouldn't move away from the TV when she was watching her Anime} 'tsk, 'tsk... 'tis a very sad tale...)
Don't take her stuff away (like Pocky, anime, cake, laptop, etc.) unless you want to face the Usagi-wail of the century (after she begs and pleads for it back with the baka-kawaii-headlight-chibi eyes, of course.) ^_^0 Or have her beat you up to a pulp when that doesn't work.
Favorite Quotes: "I got one speed other then this, and it's slower!", "POCKY!!!!", "Don't mess with me man - or you answer to the Richard Simmons Doll!", "Oiy.", "Dude!", "MINE!", "WAAAAAHHH!!!", "Woah.", "[So-and-so]-chan, I'm hungry!", "PREEZE??", "Eh..your no fun...", "I can't help it, it's the way I am.", "That's what happeneds when your raised in a family of pscychopaths...", "You've GOT to be kidding..", "Baka...", "THIS IS PRIVATE PROPERTY!!!", "I guess..", "@_@", "O_O", "Yeah.", "Dude...", "Nyah!", "Oh GOODIE! That just fills me with JOY inside my HAPPY HEART!!", "Omae o korosu!", "jerk..", "It Even Cuts Julian Fries!", "ZEEEEERRROOOOO!!!!!!", "Well, he's gonna ask you like: 'What kind of stuff do you like to do?' he's going to be thinking stuff like: 'Groping my daughter, getting drunk, and molesting young boys'. You have to proove him wrong. Think ahead...! Plan it all out..", "So that's the plan? Nuke the psycho? THAT'S origonal", "I figure if I was annoying enough you'd say somthing eventually", "You are so impossible!", "MOVE IT!!! BEFORE I TURN 50!! (Giving everyone the finger) (Flips car into parking)", "Riiight...", "Erm...", "YEAH!", "COME BACK HERE WITH MY SHAMPOO YOU MALEVOLENT THIEF!!!!!!!!", "Got Pocky?", "I got kindda happy with the bug spray...", "HEY!!! NO ROMANTIC ACTIVITIES IN THE POOL!!!", "IT'S A GUNDAM!!!!!", "Yep, it's not easy being a role model. Little punks lookn' up to ya.", (Stuck in traffic) "Hey, dumbfuck! Yeah, you in the stupid SUV--move your ass! Hey, soccer mom--get the lead out, okay?", "Word. Damn skippy, son.", "We're here to try and save your soul from eternal damnation.", *nodnodnodnodnod!*, *Smugly* "/I'm/ her favourite", "L--lo--LOVE BIRDS?? Onna, you are mixed up in the head!", "The Bed, Bath and......BEYOND!!!", (Points to random nothingness) "SEE?!?!", "WHAT UP, JAP'ON!!!!", "You don't want our son to become a flaming homosexual, do you?", "Nice car, but get it the hell away from my garage.", "You must clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with your tongue!", "The last thing I need is a pissed off Chinaman out for my blood.", "Be a real man and recycle!", (in a nasle voice) "Oh no, I spilled white out...!"

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