Romance

Ever wonder what the meaning of chemistry is?

Prelude to a Kiss:

BECCA: THERE.

LEO: THINK I'LL LIVE?

BECCA: POSSIBLY. IF YOU STOP CONFERRING WITH BLACKMAILERS. YOU'RE BETTER THAN THAT, LEO.

LEO: AND HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?

BECCA: I'M PRETTY GOOD AT SIZING PEOPLE UP.

LEO: REALLY? WHAT SIZE AM I, EXACTLY?

BECCA: HMM, BASICALLY DECENT WITH A THIN COATING OF RAT. BUT I THINK IT'S JUST A COVER.

LEO: A TACKY COVER. BESIDES, DECENCY IS TOTALLY OVERRATED. I MEAN,WHO WANTS THEIR EPITAPH TO READ "HERE LIES LEO, DECENT TILL THE END"? NOT ME.

BECCA: FINE, WHY DON'T YOU JUST TEND TO YOUR OWN WOUNDS, OK? I COULD CARE LESS IF YOU BLEED TO DEATH.

LEO: WHAT DID I SAY?

BECCA: IT'S JUST THAT, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE SO GLIB SOMETIMES. I MEAN, JUST WHEN I THINK I'M SCRATCHING THE SURFACE --MORE SURFACE. CAN YOU BE REAL FOR MORE THAN TWO SECONDS?

LEO: REAL ISN'T EXACTLY MY BEST EVENT.

BECCA: WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD GIVE YOUR BETTER INSTINCTS A SHOT. LET THEM SHOW THEMSELVES.

LEO: THIS REAL ENOUGH FOR YOU?

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BECCA: WHOA, WHOA, WAIT. WAIT, WAIT. WAIT. OH, MY GOSH. I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST DID THAT.

LEO: WHAT, KISSED ME?

BECCA: BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT -- AND I'M WITH --

LEO: SCOTT?

BECCA: YES.

LEO: BECCA, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE MARRIED TO THE GUY.

BECCA: WOULD IT MATTER IF I WAS?

LEO: NO.

BECCA: OH, GOD.

Who knows where this will all lead? Stay tuned for the next installment of Leo's Love Life!