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Fatherlasher
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The complete opposite of a mother stabber.
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Griffonage
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An unfortunate injury sustained after a 3-foot jump over
a 3 foot 2 inch track hurdle.
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Griffonage
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Self piercing ear cuff.
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Gunkhole
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The gunk you get out of a hole - duh!
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Haffle
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Two quarters of a waffle.
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Hogmanay
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Self piercing ear cuff. ( Is there a pattern here? Must
be an inside joke.)
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Jumentous
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Foot digits of Israeli men.
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Kran
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Holy book of K-Mart employees.
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Mattoid
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Something a puppy leaves on your welcome mat.
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Pampootie
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What a Bay Watch girl does in the bathroom.
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Pismire
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An area previously occupied by an outhouse.
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Prickmadam
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200 lb. woman wearing pink rollers in her kitchen while
manning 1-900 phone line.
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Ruddock
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A physician with a poor bedside manner.
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Ruddock
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"The red nosed dock worker" (To the tune of "Rudolf the
Red Nosed Reindeer").
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Smearcase
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O.J. Simpson's defense.
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Spaneria
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Self piercing ear cuff.
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Spitchcock
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Famous director who made the movie "The Spirds".
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Wanderoo
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Wonder Woman's underwear.
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Whang
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What ain't a leg or a breast on a Kentucky Fried Chicken.
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Wheeple
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Original typo in the Preamble to the Constitution.
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