Survivor III Africa
Survivor 3 Sucks

Will Survivor III Africa suck? I suspect that Mark Burnett and his production staff are reasonably content with the status quo as nothing seems to have changed in preparation for the fall season. There will still be 16 contestants divided into two tribes at the start. They will still eliminate six people prior to the merge resulting in the final group of ten. The same problem will remain lingering from the first two intallments. Once one tribe gets the upper hand, the other tribe might as well go home because they will be picked off one by one.

Ironically, both sides have had five people remaining at the time of the tribal merge. In the first installment of the show only the Tagi tribe had an alliance in place so it was expected they would control the game. By the time of the second show both tribes were organized but the dissemination of information on prior votes cast was all it took to tip the balance of power. Again, the end result was the same.

In order to shake things up and counter-act this defect I propose that Burnett start with 3 teams of 6 people. Assuming that it is important to maintain the same time line then the first installment of the show requires each team to shed one member.

Links
CBS Survivor III Africa [ Main Site ]
This is CBS's Official Site for Survivor Africa.
Canoe's Survivor: Africa
News, Recaps, Interviews, and Pics on this Canadian Site.
Dalby's Survivor-Africa Site (Maps)
Excellent Images, Video's and Maps of the Survivor III Location.
Excite TV Survivor Africa [Main Dir]
This is Excite's Main Directory Page with news, Excite indicies and links to external sites.
Manly Thoughts Survivor Africa
Manly Thoughts has humorous psychological philosophical articles and musings on life and reality shows. This brings you to the current Survivor page.
MESS African Tribal Council [Message Board]
This smaller message board covers several Reality Shows.
Mighty Big TV - Survivor
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PlånetSocks.com
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Reality News Online ** HOT **
This site has fantastic articles covering several reality shows including Survivor Africa. Here is a list of their recent articles if u want to go to a specific article quickly.
Reality TV Rules Survivor Africa
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SirLinksAlot.net Survivor III Africa Links
Updated news links to articles amd other Survivor coverage sites are found here! Also a special page to the links of "The Stringray" by Peter Lance an investigative reporter who digs up the dope surrounding the reality shows.
surviiivor.com Survivor Africa Spoilers ** HOT **
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SurvivorFever.net Africa ** HOT **
News, Information, Commentary, Spoilers, Pictures and Videos covering Survivor that are excellent.
Survivor 3 Africa Maps
Interactive graphical maps of the Shaba National Reserve! Satellite images also.
SURVIVORNEWS.net
Perhaps the best layout of the latest news links, also broken down by episode and local news outlets by contestant.
SURVIV.ORg
Breaking Survivor News Flashs that are archived.
Survivor Sucks Boards [www.ezboard.com]
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Search results on Yahoo's Survivor:Africa Clubs.
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Yahoo! TV Survivor Africa [Main Coverage]
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Yahoo! Webring Directory: Survivor Webrings
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Webring: The Original CBS Survivor Webring
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Zap2it Survivor Africa [Main TV Coverage]
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Episodes

Voting History

Episode 1 - Diane Ogden
Let's see. She was sick, provided poor directions and collapsed while dragging the wagon. They could have picked Clarence but, better the weak than the strong at this point in the game. You must read this Survivor Episode 1 Summary.
Episode 2 - Jessie Camacho
Like Diane, Jessie also fell ill. Actually it didn't matter because it became apparent that the consenus decided the women weren't up to any intense physical competitions so one of them would go at this point. Tom "dinged" Clarence again but, he better be careful cause should Clarence last until the merge, he's racked up negative tiebreaker votes.
Episode 3 - Carl Bilancione
Another woman, Lindsey, got sick yet managed to avoid ejection. Lindsey successfully answered a sudden-death tie breaking question during a pop-quiz administered by host Jeff Probst. All of this the result of a division in age groups occuring in the Samburu tribe.
Episode 4 - Linda Spencer
This week, thyroid cancer survivor Linda Spencer may have gotten over exuberant and spooked her fellow teamates on Samburu. She was looking for a means to bring her team together after the disasterous split from last episodes tribal council. Initially she chastised a Knute Rockney type speech given by Silas and then turned to her own touchy-feelly approach. Both speeches didn't go over well and both of these two tallied votes with Linda being voted off 4-3.
Episode 5 - Silas "Chip" Gaither
In an unorthodox move, both tribes where told to select 3 people to travel to the original drop off location. They expected some sort of competition but instead host Jeff Probst announced that those people who had gathered would be swapping tribes. Frank Garrison, Teresa Cooper and Silas Gaither of Samburu exchanged tribes with Kelly Goldsmith, Lex van den Berghe and Tom Buchanan of Boran.

The immunity challenge, a large jigsaw puzzle was successfully assembled(?) by Samburu in the fastest time and Boran went to tribal council. There, the tables were turned on Silas as the "OLD" members quickly retired the young turk!
Episode 6 - Lindsey Richter
We can all breath a collective sigh of relief. Lindsey, head of the "Brat Pack", is gone! While her well deserved departure was expected by the prognosticators, I can't help but feel used by Mark Burnett and company as this is the THIRD time both tribes have an equal number of survivors prior to the merge. Believe it or not I was skeptical the first time on Paula Tiga, thought it was a mite contrived in the Australian Outback and am now convinced they're out to rig it!

On the show they're already dropping hints that the merge won't occur as planned. If you look at the voting hstory you'll notice that Clarence has the most prior votes, as well as people who know about it, going against him.
Episode 7 - Clarence Black
Well the merge took place after all. Mark Burnett & Co. was just jerkin' the viewers around after all. In any case, last minute rule and/or procedural changes really aren't fair to the contestants. Not only did the episode dispense with the formality of tribal relocation but, the luxury challenge was abandoned as well.

After recapping the prior show, both tribes got an Email indicating that the next activity will find one of them departing. They knew there would be no luxury challenge and that we would move directly to the immunity contest. Upon arrival at the "immunity set" (hehe), the remaining survivors were informed that they can consider themselves merged! Ba-da-boom, Ba-da-bing! No fanfare, no selection committee just here's your new bandanas, pick the surviving camp and the naming details will be left till later (it's "Moto Maji", the Swahili words for "fire" and "water").

As for the challenge, no surprises there as we fall back on the old standby, the "Endurance Contest". Two people, Clarence and Teresa, felt that they needed to win the immunity necklace (and doesn't that look like the rim of a sombrero ripped off) and stood under buckets of water till one flinched. Clarence I understand but Teresa? Email me if you have the explanation. Well after some 6 hours they choose to make the decision by playing the children's game Rock, Paper, Scissors which Teresa won.

Before the tribal council night, Lex took it upon himself to act as the Grim Reaper and inform Clarence that the tribe has already spoken and his number was up. The final vote was 6 to 2 over Lex. Again, contact me if you know why Teresa voted for Lex? As the show closed out, Lex vowed to discover who voted for him and dispatch with that person post-haste!
Episode 8 - Kelly Goldsmith
As promised last week, Lex went on a vendetta to avenge the votes cast against him. Since no one stepped forward, he assumed it was Kelly for unknown reasons. He petitioned other people from Boran , his original tribe to vote for her and was also able to persuade Brandon to swing vote for her as well.

Across all three Survivors, this was the most confusing single show I've seen. Prior to to vote, his old Boran tribe out-numbered the former Samburu tribe by 5-4. A Veto-Proof Majority!
Episode 9 - Brandon Quinton
The survivors spent the next three days discussing how Brandon switched allegiances and voted Kelly off. Honestly, why didn't they spend time evaluating the decision making process that caused the members of Boran to vote for one of their own? They had the lead last week at 5-4 and gave the power back to Samburu ( cause the original tribes are now tied and Boran has members with the most prior votes.

With this advantage, I expected the members of the old Samburu tribe to consider putting aside their differences and unite to boot Lex or since he was the immunity winner of the oft-repeated fire starting contest, then choose Tom who also had prior votes. Do they go this route? Hell no! After a show where so many people were featured in discussions, the remaining survivors decided that Brandon's lack of loyalty could no longer be tolerated.
Episode 10 - Frank Garrison
Maybe Boran has finally asserted itself! After an episode where we led to believe the bootie was a toss-up between Kim Powers and Tom, Burnett and crew surprises us when the remaining survivors overwhelmingly eject Frank. They laid it on thick throughout the food auction ( now a luxury challenge staple I suspect ) when both Kim and Tom successfully won desired dishes by giving them plenty of air time. Leading after two shows at one time, the Samburu tribe has been reduced to only two people.

So what happened? It took this long for a tribe to decide that it wants to win? Now the original Boran tribe is in control by 4-2 and the dominate players are all gathered together. The only remaining balance is between the sexes at this point.
Episode 11 - Kim Powers
Truly a disappointing show! The women, Kim Powers, Teresa and Kim Johnson had their opportunity to band together and boot one of the men in this episode. They also had plenty of time to contemplate it since Lex won the now familiar luxury challenge, matching family member responses. He choose to go on a safari to watch the wildebeests with Tom. It was during this safari that the women had the opportunity to make the decision to vote as a block but they seemed to get bogged down in requiring another vote? They didn't need any. Both Lex and Tom had prior votes against them. Therefore the tie-breakers would've gone against them.

The immunity challenge involved breaking pots by throwing sticks ala Survivor 2. Tom edged out the elder Kim for the victory and was grateful to be guaranteed to last another three days. At this point they avoided revealing any footage showing the men discussing the upcoming vote. We were being led to believe that Lex would get booted at Tribal Council.

Naturally, it doesn't operate this way. The vote went 4-3 young Kim Powers over Lex and she was gone. This to no one's surprise but the audience!
Episode 12 - Teresa Cooper
Click to Enlarge the Elephant Dookie! This show opens with the survivors still having to retrieve drinking water and bathe if so inclined. Trouble is they arrive at the watering hole only to find a pile of elephant "Dookie" smack in the middle of it. How can a civilized person be on this show? In both of the first two installments of Survivor they didn't put the "castaways" through this ordeal. The survivors had access to ample amounts of water even if they had to boil it. Also, they were able to fish for food! Since they couldn't kill the native animals (God knows where the pig came from in Australia), fishing is the only alternative.

Coincidently, the show was a pile of crap unless you're rooting for Lex. He decoded a word find puzzle to win a new Chevy Avalanche (?) and a trip to an AIDS hospital. In the immunity challenge, a conglomeration of prior obstacles, he out-finished the others by a wide margin.

Now while Lex was away meeting Dr. Livingston (I presume), Teresa actually got the others to think seriously about getting rid of Lex. It all collapsed after he won the immunity and the members of Boran decided to go for the safe vote and drop her instead.

Well the final episode is coming up and it takes on a compressed format:
Day 37: IC, TC; Day 38: IC, TC; Day 39: TC featuring final jury vote. So there are no RCs in E13, two ICs, two boots and three TCs, with the final TC being the jury vote to select the winner.
Episode 13 Final - Day 37: Tom Buchanan  Day 38: Lex Van den Berghe  Day 39: Kim Johnson
Ethan Zohn

Ethan Zohn

There's your WINNER! A professional soccer player who can't run while pulling a load of any type without falling down! What can we say? He was the initial VEGAS pick. Also the quiet one who really didn't interact as much with the others as shown in the "fallen comrades" immunity challenge. Come to think of it, he was the first one out of the final immunity also! No stamina! Really, the best thing he did was to hold several alliances at the same time, most notably with the runner up.

So the show actually belonged to the runner-up, Kim Johnson aka "Momma Kim," who ran away with both of the final two immunity challenges. She won the "fallen comrades" contest on night 37. This wasn't entirely unexpected but in the process, we uncovered an adversarial situation between Tom Buchanan and her existed. Apparently, she felt Tom was double dealing many of the people the same way as Brandon was doing. So Tom was the first one booted, unanimously no less. I didn't understand this. They should've taken Lex out at this point figuring he might win another challenge of a physical nature.

Day 38 began with a pre-dawn wake-up call from Jeff Probst.  The remaining three were rousted for the ritualistic walk past the torches of the departed survivors while screening video clips of parting thoughts from each respective contestant. After this nonsense, instead let's have the losers quickly summarize their pro's and con's on those remaining, Ethan, Kim and Lex began the challenge. Exactly the same as in the original Survivor's final episode, they all stood on pedestals and held on to an immunity idol. Ethan wilted first then Lex lost concentration after 3 hours giving Kim the victory.

Now comes another eerily similar repeat this time of the Mrs. Robinson situation that existed between Colby Donaldson and Tina Wesson from Survivor 2.  Kim chooses to boot Lex and go up against Ethan in the final jury vote! When questioned later she claims that Lex was actually well liked by the other contestants and she would expect him to post numbers similar to Ethan if he were choosen instead. Doubtful, in my opinion, as Ethan won by a margin of 5 to 2 whereas Kelly, Teresa, Brandon and Frank might have held Lex responsible for their ejections. In actuality this was the reverse-Colby where the older woman honors the long held alliance held with the younger man.
Survivors
Samburu Tribe:
Standing from left, Linda Spencer, Carl Bilancione, Lindsey Richter, Frank Garrison and Kim Powers.
Kneeling from left, Brandon Quinton, Teresa Cooper and Silas Gaither.

Samburu Tribe

Original Members

Brandon Quinton
Age: 25
Marital Status: Single
From: Dallas, Texas
Occupation: Bartender
Luxury Item: Chapstick
Carl Bilancione
Age: 46
Marital Status: Married
From: Winter Springs, Florida
Occupation: Dentist
Luxury Item: Toothbrush and Toothpaste
Kim Powers
Age: 29
Marital Status: Single
From: Conshohocken, Pennsylvania
Occupation: Freelance Marketer
Luxury Item: String Necklace
Linda Spencer
Age: 44
Marital Status: Married
From: Cambridge, Massachusetts
Occupation: Assistant Director of Career Services, Harvard University
Luxury Item: Aromatherapy Ball
Lindsey Richter
Age: 27
Marital Status: Single
From: Portland, Oregon
Occupation: Former Advertising Account Executive
Luxury Item: Beach Ball

Exchanged Members

Kelly Goldsmith
Age: 22
Marital Status: Single
From: Rancho Santa Fe, California
Occupation: Behavior Research Analyst
Luxury Item: Crochet Needles and Yarn
Lex Van den Berghe
Age: 38
Marital Status: Married
From: Santa Cruz, California
Occupation: Marketing Manager
Luxury Item: His Son's Baby Hi-Tops
Tom Buchanan
Age: 46
Marital Status: Married
From: Rich Valley, Virginia
Occupation: Goat and Cattle Farmer
Luxury Item: Lucky Charm
Boran Tribe:
Standing from left, Lex van den Berghe, Jessie Camacho, Clarence Black and Tom Buchanan.
Seated from left, Kim Johnson, Ethan Zohn, Diane Ogden and Kelly Goldsmith.

Boran Tribe

Original Members

Clarence Black
Age: 24
Marital Status: Single
From: Detroit, Michigan
Occupation: High School Basketball Coach
Luxury Item: Army/Camouflage Paints
Diane Ogden
Age: 42
Marital Status: Single
From: Lincoln, Nebraska
Occupation: U.S. Postal Service Mail Carrier
Luxury Item: Journal and Pen
Ethan Zohn
Age: 27
Marital Status: Single
From: Lexington, Massachusetts (currently lives in NYC)
Occupation: Professional Soccer Player
Luxury Item: Hacky Sack
Jessie Camacho
Age: 27
Marital Status: Single
From: Orlando, Florida
Occupation: Deputy Sheriff of Orange County
Luxury Item: Necklace from Grandmother
Kim Johnson
Age: 57
Marital Status: Married
From: Oyster Bay, New York
Occupation: Retired Elementary School Teacher
Luxury Item: Paints and Brush

Exchanged Members

Frank Garrison
Age: 43
Marital Status: Married
From: Odessa, New York
Occupation: Telephone Technician
Luxury Item: Set of Whitetail Antlers
Silas "Chip" Gaither
Age: 23
Marital Status: Single
From: Germantown, Tennessee
Occupation: Bartender
Luxury Item: Pillow
Teresa Cooper
Age: 42
Marital Status: Married
From: Jackson, Georgia
Occupation: Flight Attendant/Real Estate Agent
Luxury Item: Lucky Bullet Necklace