Index TAOISM - SHIT HAPPENS CONFUCIANISM - CONFUCIUS SAYS
"SHIT HAPPENS." BUDDHISM - IF SHIT HAPPENS,
IT IS NOT REALLY SHIT. ZEN BUDDHISM - WHAT IS THE SOUND
OF SHIT HAPPENING? HINDUISM - THIS SHIT
HAPPENED BEFORE. PANTHEISM - SHIT HAPPENS
SPIRITUALLY AND NATURALLY. SHINTOISM - SHINTOISM

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JAPANESE PANTHEISM
SHIT HAPPENS
FROM YOUR AHSSS-HOLE. GNOSTICISM - SINCE SHIT HAPPENS
THIS RETARDS OUR
"INNER MAN"
FROM AWAKENING FROM
OUR STUPEFACTION. ISLAM - IF SHIT HAPPENS,
IT IS THE WILL OF ALLAH. PROTESTANTISM - LET SHIT HAPPEN
TO SOMEONE ELSE. CATHOLICISM - IF SHIT HAPPENS,
YOU DESERVED IT. JUDAISM - WHY DOES SHIT
ALWAYS HAPPEN TO US? ATHEIST - I DON'T BELIEVE
THIS SHIT. AGNOSTICS - MAYBE SHIT HAPPENS
MAYBE IT DOESN'T. JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES - LET US IN AND WE WILL
TELL YOU WHY SHIT HAPPENS. EVANGELISTS - SEND ME $8 MILLION OR
SHIT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU. CHRISTIAN SCIENTISTS - WHEN SHIT DOESN'T HAPPEN
DON'T CALL A DOCTOR
PRAY! SCIENTOLOGY - SHIT HAPPENS
TILL YOU'VE AUDITED YOURSELF
AND REACHED YOUR
OPERATING THETAN. NEW AGE - AFFIRM THAT SHIT DOES
NOT HAPPEN TO ME. RASTAFARIAN - LET'S ROLL THIS SHIT
UP AND SMOKE IT. HARE KRISHNA - SHIT HAPPENS
SHIT HAPPENS
HAPPENS HAPPENS
SHIT HAPPENS. THE RELIGIOUS RIGHT - SHIT HAPPENS
SO DEFEND THE
"RIGHT TO CONSTIPATION"
FROM TURD ABORTION. THE END