"The Phantom Menace" Fan Fiction
(Disclaimers at bottom of main page)

These stories were originally posted under several pen-names. My schizophrenic self has settled on one pen name now and retired the others. The pen-name under which I wrote the story is mentioned beneath the credit of each story's title page. Most recent stories are at the top.

~Wednesday

TITLE SUMMARY
~DATE FINISHED

Qui-Gon is left by a lover, and Obi-Wan is determined it will never happen again.

Q/O, First-Time, Romance, SLASH, R

March 2002

Obi-Wan struggles with his sexual relationships from age 18 onward. Qui-Gon helps, of course.

Q/O, Romance, SLASH, PG-13 to NC-17

November 2001

The Heart Bleeds Black
(Short Story, 35k)

Obi-Wan reviews his life and looks for his Master after death. (I've been told that the title doesn't match the story for this, and I agree. I may retitle this and use the old title in another story later.)

Q/O, Romance, Angst, SLASH. PG-13

October 2001
Spit It Out
(Very Short Story, 7k)

A leaky mailing list and Jedi bubble gum. Silliness.

Q/O, Silly, SLASH. G

October 2001

Tell Him It's Over
(Very Short Story, 8k)

A conversation overheard by Obi-Wan in the Temple gardens.

Q/O, SLASH. PG-13

September 2001

I depressed myself reading "Dead Padawan Stories" on Master Apprentice. This was the result. Obi-Wan cannot train Anakin without Qui-Gon's help. Obi-Wan cannot train Anakin without Qui-Gon's help.

Q/O, AU, Angst, IMPLIED SLASH, PG-13

February 2001

The Gift

300k

"Transmute (15th century): To change or alter in form, appearance or nature, and especially to a higher form." It happens to Obi-Wan, in ways he never dreamed possible. Master and Padawan must go forward from there.

QG/OW, Alternate-Universe, Angst, Romance, SLASH, R

July 2000

That Scene happened but Qui-Gon didn't die, and OW must deal with his own inner realizations regarding same.

QG/OW, Angst, Romance, SLASH PG-13

June 2000

Mourning Has Broken

Sequel to "Tengri", 41k

Tengri and Obi-Wan meet after Qui-Gon's death. (Read "Tengri," listed below, first.)

QG/OFC, PG, Angst, Non-Slash

~ January 2000

Tengri

221k

Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan encounter a woman from Qui-Gon's past.

QG/OFC, R, Romance & Drama, Non-Slash

Awarded July 17, 2002 by Ariadne Elise:

Elysian Star -|- Realm of The Lady Jedi

http://www.elysian-star.com or http://www.hyperjump.net/ariadne/

The Star Was Romance Fan-Fic Webring

~ June 1999

Writing as
The Raven

 

The "Tell Me a Story" TPM Series
Pen-Name "The Biting Fairy" writing with "The Dusty Mathom"

The "Tell Me a Story" series follows canon... sort of. In this universe, Qui-Gon did join the Force on Naboo, but Anakin is able to sense him after death and they're able to talk. Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan share stories of Obi-Wan's apprenticeship in the form of flashbacks, sort of like bed-time stories that move beyond bed-time.

As imagination and time permits, we plan to continue the series with additional vignettes posted to the Master Apprentice mailing list. These stories are meant to be snapshots of Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan's intimate relationship as Master and Padawan, but intimacy doesn't necessarily mean sexual expression, and no slash or chan elements were intended for these stories. Some readers on another list couldn't seem to wrap their mind around such a concept, so The Dusty Mathom and I decided that it was easier if we just shrugged and posted the stories where we know we wouldn't be crucified for any perceived slash/chan elements.

The series was inspired by Anakin's words to Obi-Wan in the Phantom Menace novel, Rogue Planet, on page 205:

"I dreamed I was with Qui-Gon," Anakin said. "He was teaching me something...I forget what." The boy smiled and stretched his arms. "He said to tell you hello. He said you're so hard to talk to."

Incidentally, "The Biting Fairy" is a character mentioned in passing in one of the Harry Potter books (I'll let you hunt down the reference). She sits in a cage on one of the professor's desks and doesn't sound very attractive at all. <eg> If you want to know where The Dusty Mathom comes from, you'll have to e-mail me to get in touch with her.

The stories appear below in the order they were written. If you read the first one first, the order of the rest doesn't matter.

~Wednesday

Qui-Gon tells Anakin a bedtime story about Obi-Wan.

QG/OW, Non-Slash, PG.

August 6, 2001

Obi-Wan leans about one of Bant's anatomical wonders.

QG, OW, Non-Slash, PG.

August 12, 2001

Fever

16k

Anakin is sick with a fever; Obi-Wan tells him of when the same happened to him.

QG/OW, Non-Slash, PG.

August 20, 2001

Cocooned

37k

"Hope is lost only if we make no effort at all." Obi-Wan learns that one Padawan can make a difference to thousands of lives.

QG/OW, PG, Non-Slash

September 20, 2001

Anakin studies for a test, and Qui-Gon snores.

QG/OW, PG, Non-Slash

October 15, 2001