welcome to phli's smelly armpit. please enjoy this agonizing tale of sorrow and woe.
one day, while routinely picking his nostrils, phli discovered a fascinating nugget, which he admired for a short while. phli decided that he should hide the nugget in case anyone should find it, and so he buried in the jefferu memorial garden. unfortunately, phli soon began to feel somewhat queer, and before he could say "schmember", he had turned into a little pink toy car.
the moral of the story is .. two thirds of people prefer cornflakes.
stoopid story by curblax .. x