simon taylor was a picKLE named UUUUUURGH!

the great sex guru simon lived a lonely existence amongst the cabbage men of borangio. raised by the borangio tribesfolk, his only language was an incoherent system of grunts. as a child, his facial features were tragically inverted by a borange rebel. now the great one spends his days meditating in the deepest borange forests.

today the guru shares his great secrets.

click here to enter the cave of uuuuuuuuurgh ..

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