why is pete so depressed?
pete was the son of henry the hairy elephant and mary the dirty smelly rat. henry and mary were the unfortunate victims of a cruel scientific experiment. during her pregnancy, mary was routinely slapped on the nipple with a wobbly sausage. pete was born with only four legs and a silly yellow beard.
pray, tell me more ..
pete's favourite game is solitaire, he loves drinking lemonade by the beach and holds the world record for the biggest eyeballs ever. pete is an avid turnip thrower and last year pete came 5th in the croydon league *.
stop it ! i cant take any more of this ! ..
* possibly