take this simple test to determine whether you are worthy of whoreship.
1. a small tabloy (a mysterious creature, half boy, half table) approaches you and asks you for pie. unfortunately, while you would like to help the poor tabloy, the only pie you have is a cherry pie, which is your favourite. What would you do?
A. give the cherry pie to the tabloy.
B. eat the cherry pie, and laugh as the tabloy cries in front of you.
C. direct the tabloy to the nearest piegrocer.2. while on holiday in the forests of borangio, you are taken captive by the locals. they say they will let you free if you will eat the fruits of the sludgemuck tree. What do you do?
A. spit on their sandals.
B. escape, travel home and write a novel about your experience.
C. ask if they are willing to play a civilised game of snap to decide your fate.3. your best friend asks you to kick his dog in the nuts, so that he can get a sick thrill. What is your answer?
A. you refuse, but offer to kick it in the left eyeball repeatedly.
B. kick it, then dismember the canine, put the various parts into a blender sequentially, and sell the resultant frothy pus-broth.
C. offer it as a sacrifice to jefferu after killing it with a power tool.4. whilst harvesting the crops on your sausage farm, you find a rogue sausage which contains no meat, but purest sawdust. You feel it would be wrong to sell the sausage, but do not have time to dispose of it. What do you do?
A. turn your farm into a carnival, offering the mysterious sausage as the primary attraction.
B. sell the sausage anyway, and hope that nobody notices.
C. attempt to clone the freak sausage and start an enterprise selling the resultant creation.5. your boss asks you to locate a mammoth tusk from which he will drink a cocktail of cheap wine, gasoline and methyated spirits. you reluctantly oblige, but on the condition that ..
A. he gives you permission to eat all of the bacon rinds which are swept from the floor.
B. he closes his business down and joins you in your "other" career as a sausage farmer.
C. he give you your fair share of the cocktail, and return the tusk later, to be burnt as an offering to jefferu.
mostly A's .. you are a perfect coincident. pleh and crisper.
mostly B's .. you still have work to do, but you are showing clear progress.
mostly C's .. you are unworthy to be called marsher. worthy of whoreship.