Claude Clay and Wart Wimble

Claude Clay
The Town Undertaker


His motto: "YOU PLUG 'EM, I PLANT 'EM" prety well sums up the man: ever the realist, he's all business.

Ever engaged in the desperate struggle to stay solvent in a local situation devoid of natural resources, i.e., a citizenry that stubbornly clings to the habit of inhaling and exhaling, his is not an envious lot.

His sales specials, lay-away plans and other promos are legendary, as are frantic competition for clients with the overlooming buzzards.

Does relax occasionally with a "tall, cool one with a twist of formaldehyde" at the saloon.

Wart Wimble


Claude's irrepressible gravedigger, the "big divots" are his canvass, "stiff city" his milieu and soil-slinging his artform.

Wimble bunks in the old Hockensacker mausoleum, but is fiercely pro-sodbusting when it comes to interment.

Is occasionally forced to moonlight in live bait selling and the septic tank interment.

His ambition: to be drafted by a major cemetary scout, and get a crack at making the Gravedigger and Ghoul Hall of Fame.

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