Judge Horatio Curmudgeon Frump

The self-proclaimed Mayor of Grimy Gulch, he's an alumnus of the Jiffy Judge Correspondence School, remembered there as an ace clean-up whammer for their gavel-flailing team.

The Judge is noted for his FAIR TRAIL GUARANTEE (with money back if not satisfied)..his motto "I cannot be bought off!" (will consider short term leasing)... and his goal in life: a spot on the U.S. Supreme Court, where he favors a ten man bench, to allow for intramural basketball play.

Home Page | T.K. Ryan Bio. | Latest Laughs | Questions & Trivia | General Store | Links | News Page

©1996-2001 Tom K. Ryan, Inc.