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Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring production moving, slowly
The Wej University Drama Club's production of The Fellowship of the Ring has begun! The Wej version will follow the plot, mainly, with a few variations on account of the fact that Captain Confused does not have an active volcano in her backyard (unfortuntely). The Wej production will also include a musical number not in the original picture. The Eggman's "Elves of the House of Elrond" song will be included, because, well, we just can't resist the temptation. The peculiar production stars the members of the Epiphany Squad, of course...
Cast List:
Captain ShortyPants as FRODO BAGGINS
Captain Irrelevant as ELROND
Captain Obvious as GANDALF
Peaches as ARAGORN
Captain Confused as SAMWISE GAMGEE
England as LEGOLAS
The Bean as SARUMAN
Captain Confused as RINGWRAITHS #1 - #9
Llady Llama as PEREGRIN TOOK
Hoe Beans as ARWEN
and, if we do a little convincing, we might have a GIMLI, also
The Wej University Drama Club's Production of The Fellowship of the Ring: In theatres: never, unless we're really, really lucky.
WejNews, Story 1
Captain Confused reporting
Lewis and Clark case proves Unbreakable
MWA HA HA HA HA! We're evil, evil people and we know it! Recent events have caused the Lewis and Clark joke to become a topic of interest to meddling little monkeys outside the realm of the Fran Fan Club. Here's the funny part: they actually think that they'll figure it out! HAH! good luck to you guys; you're going to need it! One Captain Confused would like to express her sorrow in accidentally letting something slip, and for starting this mess in the first place. Captain Confused rejected being interviewed by the Wej Weekly, however, she did offer one comment: "I am an idiot!" Cpt. Confused's lawyers then took over the press conference, and we were left with nothing. She needn't be sorrowful, however, because even with hints dropping at every turn, the poor idiots havn't figured it out yet. As far as the Wej Weekly is concerned, they never will, and needn't.
WejNews, story 2
Captain Confused reporting
Gold Struck @ FanFiction.Net...
The writers at the Wej Weekly would like to express their most joyous of thanks to Captain Irrelevant, whose resourcefulness has given the Epiphany Squad a joy to surpass the ages. Cpt. Irrelevant's discovery has prompted a rise in inside jokes that breaks all records of the history of the Epiphany Squad back to the days of the Yonderhosen. Now that, my friends, is alot of dirty jokes! Captain Obvious and Captain ShortyPants have done an excellent job in distributing the wealth found at fanfiction.net, and Captain Confused has added to the madness by writing her own. God bless the person who created Fan Fiction (and the people that write it!)!
WejNews, Story 3
Captain Confused reporting
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