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Road Trip!!
The hour of persuasion is upon us! The latest escapade of the Epiphany Squad is the plotting of a trip to none other than Colonial Williamsburg, where we can live out our lives as dorks in peace (if only for a couple of days). Our hopes are to leave on Sunday and return on Monday, a day which we luckily have off. This particular Wej Weekly Reporter has been throwing all her efforts into persuasion...maybe the Epiphany Squad should consider forming a law firm. Should our efforts prove fruitful, I offer my automobile (or my father's) to carry us there. This shall be a marvelous expedition for the Epiphany Squad!
WejNews, Story 1
Captain Confused reporting
Of Lent and FanFiction...
This year's lent may prove a trying one...well, maybe not. Captain Obvious, Captain Irrelevant, and Captain ShortyPants have been considering giving up fan fiction for lent (or maybe just joking about it, I'm uncertain). I, on the other hand, am completely blasphemous and choose to give up my sense of dignity. I do, however, honor those fine individuals who plan to not go to hell. You guys are really great.
WejNews, story 2
Captain Confused reporting
Nothing Spectacular...
According to Captain Irrelevant, "nothing spectacular happened last week." We here at the Wej Weekly find this highly irregular. We are quite amazed. However, since nothing spectacular happened, there's nothing to report on, and this news story is over. Have a nice day!
WejNews, Story 3
Captain Confused reporting
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