 Fax Moron |
Special Agent of the F.B.I., Fax Moron works on cases called "The Fax Files" dealing with unexplained phenomenon and extraterrestrial in nature. His belief in alien contact and government conspiracy to cover the truth has his colleagues nickname him "Idiot". |
 Dangit Skully |
Partner to Agent Moron, Skully assists in the quest for the truth, but being a skeptic, she seeks to find a valid scientific basis of fact for the bizarre cases that she and Moron encounter. Mostly, she tags along for the laughs. |
 Wachit Skinhead |
Assistant Director of the F.B.I., Skinhead assigns cases that are "Fax Files" to Moron and Skully. At times, he is an ally to their cause, but at other times his motives are unclear. Mostly, he takes nap-naps under his desk. |
 Mister "X" |
Strong Arm of the mysterious men in suits. A brutal, sadistic bastard who, at a snap of the Tobacco Chewing Man's fingers, finds great pleasure in torturing his captives. He also eats his own boogers. |
 The Home Alone Men |
Froghickey, Bowels, and Gangly are a trio of conspiracy theorists who aid Fax Moron in the search for the truth...that they were in the movie, "Revenge of the Nerds". |
