If you say something indescribable, isn't that describing it?
Can you sleep forever without being in a coma?
Why are they called butterfingers when there is no butter or fingers in it?
If you shine a light into a mirror, do you get twice as much light?
How come it was called the Cosby Show when Bill Cosby's character was named Heathcliff Huxtible?
How come the picture on the box always looks different than what is actually in the box? (like its another color)
Is there a certain temperature at which it stops being qualified as cold? At what temperature does it qualify as hot?
If you died with braces on would they take them off?
Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not?
Why do they say " an alarm going off, " if it is really going on?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Why do companies offer you " free gifts? " Since when has a gift NOT been free?
Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?
If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?
If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?
Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same numbers of letters?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Why is " number " abbreviated as " no "? When there is no " o " in number?
Why do they call the small candy bars " fun sizes "? Wouldn't it be more fun to eat a big one?
Why is Donkey Kong called " DONKEY " Kong if he's a monkey?
Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? DId it help us decide which car not to hit in case of an accident?
Why does round pizza come in a square box?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it when we ask for the check in a restaurant they bring us a bill?
How come beer still comes in glass bottles and soft drinks don't?
When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
Why are you IN a movie but your ON TV?
If you can test drive cars, why cant you test-drive lawnmowers?
Do they re-use body bags? Or do they throw them away and get new ones? The people using them wouldnt care anyway...
Why doesn't the quack of a duck echo? What makes ducks any different from any other living creature?
If money is the root of all evil then how come churches ask for it?
If you could walk through walls, wouldnt you fall through the floor?
If we get a thirst for water and we belong on land...do fish ever get a thrist for air?
Why can't we sneeze with our eyes open?
What does the T in T-Shirt really stand for or mean?
