Seven Wondrs: DB Mike Lobel (4:20:15 AM): this is the highest i gotten <<< are you at Kathy's house *run*

Seven Wondrs: totally. it's like, Tic Tacs are the devil's candy
Seven Wondrs: I mean, should the Prince of Darkness worry about bad breath

Seven Wondrs: I'm in one of my witty moods for some reason
Seven Wondrs: I blame it on the intoxication of spearmint Tic Tacs

RyanStalker617: have any of you ever gotten a headache from eating an apple?
Seven Wondrs: no
MrsAdamoRuggiero: o_o
Seven Wondrs: but one time I got a headache from being stoned, during which time I ate an apple. Oh wait, that wasn't me. that was Cassie Steele. sorry.

MrsAdamoRuggiero: nick's wrath = like the fiery chasms of the earth
Seven Wondrs: I have no fiery chasms
Seven Wondrs: except for the one under my bed
Seven Wondrs: oh um, you didn't see that
Seven Wondrs: *memory eraser*
Seven Wondrs: this thing sure is useful!

DB Mike Lobel: haha i'm back, i took a showah
Seven Wondrs: ooooo
Seven Wondrs: it was hot
Seven Wondrs: I mean uh, I didn't see
Seven Wondrs: *hides photos*

Seven Wondrs: I was too busy eating babies
Seven Wondrs: .......carrots
MrsAdamoRuggiero: babies' carrots?
Seven Wondrs: yup
MrsAdamoRuggiero: babies have carrots?
MrsAdamoRuggiero: k just checking
Seven Wondrs: haven't you heard the saying "It's as easy as taking carrots from a baby"?

Seven Wondrs (12:05:51 AM): *eats baby carrots*
Seven Wondrs (12:06:05 AM): *eats baby....................
Seven Wondrs (12:06:11 AM): ..............carrots*

Seven Wondrs: but restraints are hot.
Seven Wondrs: I mean
Seven Wondrs: I never said that
Seven Wondrs: *uses memory eraser again*

Seven Wondrs: "Oh, hey Carissa! Can you draw a girl fellating me? Thanks, you're such a pal"

Seven Wondrs: drawn more what?
Seven Wondrs: Carissa, are you drawing body parts again o.O
RyanStalker617: lmao, no
Seven Wondrs: damn. I mean good.

Seven Wondrs: << isn't racist, I swear
MrsAdamoRuggiero: sure nick, sure
MrsAdamoRuggiero: we all believe you
Seven Wondrs: psh, you honky
Seven Wondrs: I mean, lovely girl

Seven Wondrs: oh!
Seven Wondrs: so she's your pimp
RyanStalker617: mhm
Seven Wondrs: *hands Jade cane and hat with bright feather in it*
RyanStalker617: jade you're all pimped out now. yay!
Seven Wondrs: oh no
MrsAdamoRuggiero: I'm such a pimp, you know it
Seven Wondrs: she needs a gold chain
RyanStalker617: oh right.
Seven Wondrs: and a jew-fro

Seven Wondrs: I'm on fire tonight aren't I
Seven Wondrs: no literally I'm on fire, HELP *stops drops and rolls*

Seven Wondrs: that bear is a whore. he cheated on me with that Cabbage Patch kid
Seven Wondrs: too bad the cabbage patch kid was lost in an "unfortunate" garbage disposal accient

Seven Wondrs: CARISSA *runs*
Seven Wondrs: *keeps running past you to hug the teddy bear on the chair*

Seven Wondrs: psh *sends whore vibes*

Seven Wondrs: that's why you sneak it
Seven Wondrs: "Oh, hi mom! What'd I get in the mail? Oh, nothing *pigs out*
Spin x Me: oh look mommy, it's not candy, it's a new kind of dvd... o.O
Spin x Me: my mom is nosy lmoa
Spin x Me: *lmao
Seven Wondrs: one that you play in your mouth!
Seven Wondrs: *eats candy bar* OOOO, I love this movie

Seven Wondrs: < is so cheap he's asking for free postage to send $1 candy

Seven Wondrs: we're monopolizing the conversation due to Pua's absence
Seven Wondrs: or should I say I am
Seven Wondrs: *runs around room singing Macarena*

Seven Wondrs: *removes eyes with dull, rusty butter knife*

Seven Wondrs: I killed Bob once.
Seven Wondrs: oh wait, are we talking about stuffed animals? n/m
Seven Wondrs: *uses Men in Black memory eraser on all of you*

Seven Wondrs: Riley, you dirty girl
Seven Wondrs: um....dirty-footed

Seven Wondrs: I needs me sleep
Seven Wondrs: < /pirate >

Seven Wondrs: Jade = sex on legs

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