The Wish :

Anyanka: If that girl had an original thought, her head would explode.



Doppelgangland :

For a thousand years I wielded the powers of the Wish. I brought ruin to the heads of unfaithful men. I brought forth destruction and chaos for the pleasure of the lower beings. I was feared and worshipped across the mortal globe. And now I'm stuck at Sunnydale High. Mortal. Child. And I'm flunking Math.
Do you have any idea how boring 12th graders are?

I'm 1120 years old, just give me a frigging beer!

Vampires. Always thinking with your teeth.

Why don't we start with you? If she's a vampire, them I'm the Creature From the Black Lagoon.



The Prom :

Men are evil. Will you go with me?
Now I have all these "feelings". I don't understand it. I don't like it. All I know is I really want to go to this dance, and I want someone to go with me.

She wished her husband's head would explode, which was great, except we were standing three feet from him at the time. What a mess. Of course, you know, during the plague, it was always parts falling off, but... that got pretty old since really they pretty much were anyway...

So then this one time, a girl wished that her ex would cannibalize himself. Even I had a hard time watching that one, let me tell you.

Graduation Day, Part 1 :

So, I was wondering, maybe if you're free this weekend, maybe we could do some... entertaining thing.
Men like sports. I'm sure of it.

I've seen some horrible things in my time and life. I've been the cause of most of them, actually...

When I think that something could happen to you, it feels bad inside, like I might vomit.

Fine. You know what? I hope you die. Aren't we gonna kiss?