The Prostitute at the Newgrounds Portal


Van Bueren HoNuts

This is a quick little story about The Prostitute's Newgrounds Portal run.
All the way to Reno

It all started one early morning (or late night, whatever) that I decided to submit one of my flash cartoons to The Portal at Newgrounds.com
So, for no reason, I picked The Prostitute. I figured that it was pretty funny and most of the voters there are
horny 12 year old boys and it couldn't go too bad. I chanced it and submited it (<-It's the second one down in this pic)
I happily voted 5 on it myself and took a screen grab.
Then something weird happened...
First, I got a terrible review from some jerk-off and then I got a good one from someone else.
After the bad review, my score dropped down to an impossible -22.99/5.00! On that web page the score is supposed to stop at 0
so it was obvious that my score had been hacked!
This isn't good, I thought to myself.
Then I got the good review and something cool happened.
My score shot up to another imposibility. 35.70/5.00!
Well, I was pretty happy about that, but, all good things must come to an end and the score eventually returned to normality.
Sadily, The Prostitute's score drops ever lower into "Near Deletion Land".
If you care to vote 5 for it, go here! You don't have to vote 5 but it would be appreciated!

And so ends the story of The Prostitute in the Portal.

It's 10:42. Do you know where your children are?

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