You have stumbled upon my secret page. I need to tell you about them, those horrible dastardly villains who plan to take control of planet Earth and use it for their own devices. "Who are they?" you may ask. "Who are these evil beings?" Well, since you're here, I will let you in on their little plot. It's the cows. The cows, beware of the cows! They're plotting against us, they have been for decades, beware, or they'll get you, warn everyone you can reach, or die, along with all the human race. They must be stopped, flee, hide, do whatev--fhvn@%ak;jd^sb!*a