Monica: Bad Seed?

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Monica, my bestest friend in the whole wide world, is a great person. She's kind, caring, sweet and lively, and she does her best to be honest and fair, friendly and helpful, considerate and caring, courageous and strong, responsible for what she says and does, respects herself and others, uses resources wisely, and makes the world a better a better place. And while that last part essentially quoted the Girl Scout Law, it doesn't make it any less true. And it's fitting that it comes from Girl Scouts, because this list of Monica's petty offenses commences with ones from January 11, at the Brownie Girl Scout meeting. Maybe in the future, other petty offenses will be added.

So, here's what Monica did. She...

...ran in halls
...interrupted Mrs. Siegel perpetually
...laughed during movie
...got kicked out of movie by Mrs. McCue to "help Ms. Siegel"
...urged the first graders to run in the halls
...yelled in the hall
...failed to help Ms. Siegel (she was done)

Added January 16, 2001

...was loud
...said bad words!
...referred to things that have no place being mentioned with fourth graders in earshot
...didn't help too much
...referred to Hitler a great deal

NEW! Added January 25, 2001 (Brownies)

...decided that girls who didn't bring their "Brownie gold" (a quarter) should be punished. Quote- Monica: "If they don't bring in their brownie gold, they should be punished!" Tabitha: "What, like get their kneecaps broken?" Monica: "Yeah!"
...called the l'il angels, "stupid bastard children" at least twice. And condemned them to Hell once.
...intentionally misspelled her name. Quote- Alexis: "Monica, how do you spell your name?" Monica: "M-O-Q..."

Monica has prepared a list of Tabitha's offenses.

Aww... I feel bad now. But, apparently, Monica's okay with this. In fact, she wants me to mention the good things she did, too, but I only have enough time and space and effort to say:

MONICA DID REALLY GOOD THINGS TOO!

"Me fale inglish? That's unposibel!" -Ralph Wiggum

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