Ay, chihuahua! I'm speaking french! C'est scandeleux! Wow, I haven't used a period yet. Ah, there we go. Don't we love it when I ramble? Anyways, I've decided I should probably keep track of all the things I am queen of. So, yeah, here's a new page where I just list stuff.
And that french crap up there says, "I am the queen!"
Queen of the Pep Band Groupies: Ahh, football season. I cannot wait for it to come 'round again. The defining moment was when Mr S actually addressed us as "groupies" when we were getting off the pep band bus one game... I made the groupies signs, as was the style at the time.
Queen of the Pep Band: Honorary title bestowed on me by Christina. Only good in the off-season. I almost refused to take this title because of my lack of instrument-playing skills, but apperantly finger cymbals count.
Queen of Quotes: I run a fabulous X-Files mailing list. It's a quote everyday. I'm pretty sure it's the only one of its kind. Fabulous!
Queen of Tabithas: I think I'm sneaking this in here just because I'm so damned proud of being Tabitha. I've got my own word, even: Tabithaic. Of or relating to Tabitha. It's very stylin'.
Gypsy Queen: A song written... gee, I wonder who it's about. I've since been informed it didn't work out as a song, but that's okay, they're a fake band. :) (you guys know I love you)
Queen of Velcro: Emily appointed me queen of this due to my new board shorts. Quote: "Wait, do you have a velcro crotch?" "Yes." "Good, then keep the title."
Yeah, and Nate's appointed me whore of many a thing.
Cookie Whore: Last year when he sat on my fudge round at lunch and I threw a fit, I was known as Cookie Whore.
Jousting Whore: The self-appointed group that formed due to our fallen sport, human jousting. It wouldn't be the same, anyways, without our Nickle Whore, Alix.
Floor Slut: This was Nate again, after I threw Doritos on the floor in anger. Then he was like, "Wait. Floor Whore! *laughter*" Ahh, Nate.
There are more to come, as always. But I'm lazy, and I only have so much effort to expend each day. And don't challenge me, I have the tiara power! And signs!
"Me fale inglish? That's unposibel!" -Ralph Wiggum