I looked up conspiracy in the dictionary. What did it say? Nothing, you have to read it! It's a nice dictionary that has two parts: A-K and L-Z. It's theWorld Book Dictionary. And, wow, it was copyrighted in 1967.

Oh, right. As I was saying, it defined conspiracy as

"1. The act of conspiring; secret planning to do something wrong, especially wrong against a government, public espionage, etc. 2. a combination of persons for an evil or unlawful purpose; plot. 3. an agreement by two or more persons to act unlawfully. 4. harmonious action or effort."

Isn't that interesting? It's not a conspiracy, they just want you to think it is. I thought of that ALL BY MY SELF. Yes, that is two words, and shall be two words for eternity. HA HA HA HA HA.

Word association time! Now to pick a word randomly from la dictionnaire...

That was great! Let's do it again! super French classroom dirt outside fun playground swings wind refreshing ice drink Coke red Clifford book novel school bell clear wonderful rainbow stories

Funny how those words keep showing up! heart red nail polish smell nose cute bows ribbon presents gifts Christmas tree maple syrup sticky stickers bright fun playground swings wind refreshing cold ice

Wow... One more. rescinnamine (a gray or whitish alkaloid obtained from rauwolfia, used as a sedative and tranquilizer) sedative sleep pillow sheets warm cozy fire fireplace chimney house cottage village polite kind grandmother gray hair bun grandmother others people unsatisfied tired worn out sleepy

Full circle. Bizzare.