*clap* *clap* N - G - O!

Wow, the title on the page matches the title in the title bar! Although, I don't think the link to here will be the same text... although, by the time you read this, you will have already gone through and talking like this just won't work... Now I should ramble about French verbs and English verbs and the crappiness of learning eighteen bazillion ways to say, "I'm gonna go to school." Bad Example, you should notice that stopped making sense.

Anyway, THIS IS NOT THE POINT! The point is, I went for a walk with my dog and decided that I had no good songs to sing as I walked! You can only sing "Non Nobis Domine" and that Irish Blessing from chorus so many times before you go mad, and anything new or pop or... I don't know the word, is just useless to try and sing!

But, as I grabbed to phone to await Monica's call, it dawned on me: I HADN'T SUNG JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT IN FOREVER AND A DAY! So, ask yourself, when's the last time you sang:

• John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
• Bingo
• Old MacDonald
• Farmer and the Dell
• The Wheels on the Bus
• If You're Happy and You Know It
• The Alphabet Song
• Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star
• Allouette
• The Ants Go Marching
• Frere Jacques
• Ba Ba Black Sheep
• Baby Bumblebee
• Be Kind to Your Web-Footed Friends
• Buffalo Gals
• Bumps on a Hollow Log
• Camptown Races
• The Cat Came Back
• Do Your Ears Hang Low?
• Down By The Banks
• Itsy Bitsy Spider
• Where is Thumbkin?
• Follow the Leader
• Funiculi, Funicula
• Git Along Little Doggies
• Hey Diddle Diddle
• Hickory Dickory Dock
• Humpty Dumpty
• I'm a Little Teapot
• It's a Small World
• It's Raining, It's Pouring
• Knick-Knack Paddywhack
• Little Bunny Foo-Foo
• London Bridge
• Ring Around the Rosie
• Mary Had a Little Lamb
• Miss Lucy
• Miss Mary Mack
• Monday's Child
• Lion and Leopard
• Ninety Nine Bottles of Beer
• Nobody Likes Me
• Oh Susanna
• Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly
• On Top of Spaghetti
• On Top of Old Smokey
• One, Two, Buckle My Shoe
• Pop Goes the Weasel!
• Rain, Rain, Go Away
• Rubber Duckie
• Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
• Ta-Ra-Ra Boom de Ay
• Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear
• There's a Hole in the Bucket (how I hated this song. . . )
• This Little Light of Mine
• This Little Piggy
• Three Blind Mice
• She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain
• When the Saints Go Marching In
• The Worms Crawl In
• You are My Sunshine
• Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah

Thanks to KIDiddles for many titles. These are ones I recognized.

New suggestions are appreciated, and I will try to type up lyrics for these eventually, but whenever someone says that, you know they won't. And I know my subject agreement was crap in that last sentence. If you'd like, you can even send in your own lyrics for the songs! As in, the correct lyrics for some song I don't got. Eventually, I'll give you some guidelines... and, if anyone possibly could "borrow" (i.e. steal) an elementary school music book, I promise I'll do something good for you... but nothing bad. Hence that good stuck after the something... why's the adjective come after there? Why's grammar such a big gosh-darned issue on this page?

Also coming soon, links to good kids' songs sites. I don't think I ever mentioned these are only kids' songs. Well, they are. Submit me some songs: weirdtab@yahoo.com

Oh yeah, I just saved the page, and realized I could get some midis or mp3s or soemthing cool here... If I wanted to make this an effort-filled part of the site that drives me flippin' crazy, like my X-Files sound gallery used to...