Hey... This is my first page in Netscape Composer, and though I prolly won't use it very often, it's good to know how to use it, if the time comes when I'm like... .uhh... okay!  Actually, I think I'll try inserting some  X-Files pics in here.  They're from  E's X Page , which is a very, very awesome site.  Remind me to put her link on my  links page.

This'll just help me with future projects involving pictures, like my  Hey, It's Tabitha's Room! page.

Really cool picThe text here should be wrapping around the photo, a nice manipulated pic of Scully and Mulder standing in the shadows.... aww, they're so close there.... It makes you yearn for either a) an intelligent "petite" redhead who was, in her words, "Four years ago assigned by Section Chief Blevins to a project you all know as the X-files.  As I am a medical doctor, with a background in hard science, it was my job to provide an analytical perspective on the work of Special Agent Fox Mulder, whose investigations into the paranormal were fueled by a personal belief that his sister had been abducted by aliens when he was 12."  Oh, yeah, and you'd have to, you know, knock her up after eight years of tiptoeing around that obvious fact that you're both attractive people with a massive amount of people already assuming you're "knocking boots."  But then, get abducted by aliens/the government/the syndicate...et cetera... I don't know, what are you asking me for?!

numero dosOkay, and for this one, our cute little couple should be on the right--> side, but in this composer, it looks like it's on the <--left side.  <--leftright-->  Hope those come out!!  Okay, and... so, this one's cute, that little "hug from behind, kissing her neck" thingie.  Sigh.  Oh, right, the other thing you should be yearning for is a tall, intelligent man, who in his words is, "The key figure in an ongoing government charade, a plot to conceal the truth about the existence of extraterrestrial."  He actually rambles a bit more, about aliens and abductions, and how people call him "Spooky".  The poor soul.  But, come on!  HE'S GOT SCULLY, DAMMIT!!  Back to daydreaming, then. . . .

GILLY!!Back to the left, isn't this pic AWESOME?  It's much better large, however. I'm using it on my powerpoint for computer applications.  The l'il slut, (that's Gilly, apparently l'il Catholic schoolgirl Dana can wait eight years... just not get the ring or ward off the aliens) WHAT AM I DOING ON THIS PAGE?!  AHH!!  Just rambling about that X-Files relationship dealie....  sigh....  Oh yes, and sighing quite a bit that I'm not a fiction TV character who has.... ALERT!  ALERT!  THIS WILL BE SCULLY'S SECOND CHILD!  MORE ON THAT LATER.  ....been abducted, beaten up, nearly died over and over and over and over, one time of cancer, another from flesh-eating darkness bugs, another time because of vampires.... and also who had a kid, didn't know it, found the kid, had to watch the kid die, and disappear, had her father die and her sister killed.  And where is her mother through all this?

SHEILA LARKEN!!  CALLING SHEILA LARKEN!  REPORT TO THE SET!

Now I'll try inserting a table.
 
 

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba

Oh my, that's easy.  Look at how pretty, too!!

Well.... Okay, I'm done playin' now, I think.  Time to view it!


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