We here at Numeric Dating can help you find that special someone. We factor in all variables - even odd numbers can be happy! We have an infinite supply of numbers - your parameters are unbounded! But to help you differentiate between us and the competition, we have a whole series of happy customers:

"Men used to say I was too complex - but Numeric Dating found me my complex conjugate and now I know that love is real!"

"I was a lonely rockstar, but since my induction into Numeric Dating, now when I go clubbing I take e all the time. She's transcendental! My life's undergone exponential growth since Numeric Dating empowered me with her!"

"My love life used to be dull - then Numeric Dating introduced me to Pi. He's great! He just goes on and on - it seems like his stamina is never ending! But he's not dull - he never repeats the same sequence twice!"

"Thanks Numeric Dating! I'm a priest, and since you introduced me to the cardinal numbers, I haven't been lonely since the first second I joined!"

There is no limit to our happy customers. We strive two give absolute value four our Number One - you!

And if you have problems with your six-life, we can help you find seventh-heaven for free! Our inverted commas can prevent premature evaluation. And if you're unable to maintain an inflection, then our linear approximation means you'll stay straight and true your partner, until you sum. Anyone can be a lucky number! And for the women, lubrication is no problem with our new Euler method. And ladies, we guarantee we can improve your contours, with maxima and minima in all the right places.

We've helped binary pairs all across the number line, and we guarantee that when we map you onto and into your partner, your oscillations will go on longer and stronger.

But Numeric Dating can also help if you're after more explicit functions. If you're not partial to the ordinary differential equations, we can provide computer methods. And we can help if you don't want just one-to-one relations. We can also help if you prefer numbers of the same sign - nearly half our members are like you! We can help no matter what angle you're after.

Numeric Dating is a sign of the times, and we feel we've struck a chord in the community. We hope to be a continuous service that won't go off on a tangent. We now span three complex dimensions, with a fourth under construction, providing the basis for a good company.

So don't be a square - call us now, and get a root.

Ring now! But don't solve any 7th order polynomials - that's right! Do NOT solve any 7th order polynomials...