The Baddies

The Guys you just Love to Hate.


Bradley Crawford
Hair: Black
Eyes: Brown
Height: 6' 2"
Age: 27
Ethnicity: American
Weapons: Boxing / Gun
Special Ability: Mild Clairvoyance

Okee.. Brad. According to Fanfics, Brad doesn't like to be called by his first name. I don't know where the (insert mild expletive here) that came from. It has no basis in the series, since he isn't adressed by name by his colleagues much. They just talk and they just know who they're talking to. But that's true with half of Schwartz. They just KNOW.

Anywhoo. Brad looks MUCH hotter in the manga, in my opinion. In Fanfic, he's portrayed as a workaholic prick. According to Nanaki-chan, he's got "A stick up his ass the size of texas" which means either he has a huge ass, or a very sore one.... Seriously, I'm sure he has his lighter side, it's just we're never shown Schwartz chilling and goofing off much. Still, his is a much more subtle brand of humour.


Schuldig
Real Name: Unknown.
Hair: Orange-red
Eyes: Blue
Age: 22
Ethnicity: German
Weapons: Mind Control / Gun
Special Ability: Telepathy

Schuldig. The name means "guilty" in German, and yes, that is the real spelling of his name. Or Nickname, really. His real name is not known. He probably dislikes it as much as Brad 'dislikes' his. He's also said to be "really fast" although it looks more like teleportation to me.

Schu's impulsive, and just as myschevious as Yohji is Flirty. Don't ask me how, but fandom sees him as even more of a man-whore than Yohji sometimes, but if you ask me, he probably spent his pre-Shwartz days learning how to use his powers... otherwise I'm sure they'd have driven him even more insane than Farfarello. (So THAT explains it. . . )They also think his eyes are green. They're BLUE, People!

Schu is by far my favorite Schwartz to RP. Heck, If I could find his jacket somewhere, I could COSPLAY as Schu withought much difficulty.


Farfarello
Real Name : Jay
Hair: Blue-White
Eye: Gold
Ethnicity : Irish
Special Ability : He feels no pain, can regenerate his wounds
Identifiable Marks: Eyepatch, various scars on Face, various bandages.

Farfarello is not as crazy as most fanfics will lead you to believe. He's more silent-crazy than stark-raving mad... The only times when he goes overly berzerk is when he's faced with

Anyway. Ever hear how there's a fine line between genius and insanity? This dude's just over the line. Here's a deep and philosophical question for you: What's under Farfie's eyepatch? A blind eye? Empty socket? Heck, it could be a fully-funtioning eye for all we know... (Pictures Farf switching the patch over to the other eye to see if anyone will notice)

It's also said that he denies the existence of God.... that's not true. You have to believe in God to want to hurt God, don't you? (Wow... that sounded like a bad Touched by an Angel quote)..Another odd thought: What would farf be if he hadn't gone nuts? I say he'd probably be a televangelist or a priest or something.

His name is transliterated as "Jei" in the series, but just think. He's irish. How would Irish people spell a name that the japanese would pronounce "jei"?... It'd be "Jay" for them, right? That's why I wrote Jay above.


Naoe Nagi
Hair: Black
Eyes: Dark brown or Black
Ethnicity: Japan
Age: 15
Height: 160 cm
Special Ability: Telekinesis
Nagi. The antisocial teenager... (remind you of anyone?) Not quite so softspoken and submissive as you'd think (yet another fanfic sterotype) This dude can bring down an entire building when he's pissed enough. He's a bit underused, but that's to be expected... How on earth would the good guys win if he decided he didn't want them drawing air any longer? Besides, he's probably go too much homework, or something.

Nagi's the only Schwartz I haven't RPed yet, and that's a good thing, because I'm sure I'd suck at it. I don't love him, I don't hate him... he's just . . . well . . . there. Isn't THAT Nagi in a nutshell.


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