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"Give me the coffee and no one gets hurt."
~Bumper sticker, suggested by HPDB_RP's Omi.
"Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, sweet as love."
~Turkish Proverb
I first saw this on on an indigo coffee cup.
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
~ T.S. Eliot
A morning without coffee is like sleep.
Coffee is *not* supposed to be a *solid*.
~ Maj. Winchester, MASH
So take note if you thought otherwise.
Coffee is not for kids
~Bart Simpson
Coffee: Jamaican blend, double-strong, double-sweet.
~Chief O'Brien
Coffee? No thanks, one more cup & *I'll* jump to warp.
~Captain Janeway
Coffee? Tea? Monster? Coffee? Tea? Monster?
~Dot Warner
If it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.
~David Letterman
Okay, from now on, no more than 12 cups of coffee.
~Me
Coffee: The greatest thing since the greatest thing since sliced bread...wait...didn't coffee come first?
~Nanaki-chan
One cream, two sugars, and make it EXTRA LARGE this time!
~Yohji from Insert Name
Here I have him addicted to Coffee and not cigs
Coffee: creative lighter fluid.
~Floyd Maxwell
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
~Alex Levine
Coffee has two virtues. It is wet and it is warm.
~ Old Dutch saying.
If I were your wife, I would put poison in your coffee.
~Nancy Astor, to Winston Churchill
And if I were your husband, I would drink it.
~ Winston Churchill's reply
Coffee: we can get it anywhere, and get as loaded as we like on it, until such teeth-chattering, eye-bulging, nonsense-gibbering time as we may be classified unable to operate heavy machinery.
~Joan Frank
"You make good coffee . . . You're a slob, but you make good coffee."
~Cher in "Moonstruck"
Compared to Clinton, I feel like a loser. I can't even get the intern to make me coffee!
~Heard on David Letterman show on 21 Aug 99
Decaffeinated Coffee. It's useless warm brown water.
~Letterman again. This time from March 2000
On the seventh day god made coffee and god saw that the coffee was good he drank the coffee and took the rest of the day off to enjoy it.
~FadingLight