A LITTLE BOYS ADVICE
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man
reading a book and noticed he had his collar on
backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his
collar that way.
The man, who was a priest, said,"I am a Father."
The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear
his collar like that."
The priest looked up from his book and answered,
"I am the Father of many."
The boy said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two
grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that
way."
The priest getting impatient said, "I am the
Father of hundreds," and went back to reading his
book.
The little boy sat quietly ... but on leaving the
bus he leaned over and said, "Well, maybe you
should wear your pants backwards instead of your
collar.
FOR ALL YOU HIGH TECH OPERATORS
MAN DOEN'T NEED GOD ANYMORE
A group of scientists decided that mankind had
advanced far enough that they no longer needed
God. So they drew straws, and the loser went to
find God. When he found Him, he dithered a bit,
made some small talk about the weather, and finally
came out with it.
"OK, look God," he said, "We've mastered space
exploration, we can cure any disease, we can talk
instantaneously with people around the world, we
can clone human beings; basically, we don't need
you any more."
God listened patiently. Finally He spoke.
"Tell you what," He said. "We'll settle this with
a man-making contest. Each of us will make a man,
and the first one to finish wins."
"Sure," said the man, who headed off to consult
with his colleagues.
"Wait a minute," called God.
The man turned.
"We're going to do this the real way; the way
I did it in the beginning."
"No problem," responds the man, bending down
to grab a handful of clay.
"No, no, no," says God. "You get your own dirt."