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"Some coffee?" The Demented Hatter looked at the April Hare like at a heretic. "I beg your pardon?" "I'd like some coffee! Always having tea is starting to become tedious," complained the April Hare. The Demented Hatter cast an eye on his watch, which threw it right back into its hole like a bouncing tennis ball with but a slight movement of one of its hands. Fortunately, it didn't hurt. "I am sorry, but it is tea time," he explained dryly. "But I want to taste something else!" exclaimed the April Hare. "If it is a question of taste, you only need to try another varietea! You know very well that we have mint tea, lime tea, strawberry tea, pepper tea, chocolate tea, vanilla ice tea, 31st of December tea, carnival tea (with bubbles), nought tea (for one who is not thirsty at all anymore), and even, lo and behold, tea with a taste of coffee!" the Demented Hatter finished, triumphant, before realizing, "But... You never liked coffee!" "Then I want coffee that tastes like tea!" defied the April Hare, paws crossed, eyes glittering with a rebel spark. If you want some tea-tasting coffee, go to 1. If you'd rather like coffee-tasting tea, go to 25. If you won't take anything, go to 11. Finally, if you'd prefer your tea or coffee with a cloud*, go to 16. *of milk.