I Don't Know
Unreleased

        Monday morning's not Monday morning 'til Taylor has his coffee,
        Friday night is not Friday night 'til Jesse leaves the room sweaty,
        Tuesday morning is not Tuesday morning 'til Nick has his talk with his son,
        Thursday night is not Thursday night 'til Chris has sex with his bass

        Come on to the weekend, 'cause the weekend I'll get by,
        Hold off 'til the weekend, 'cause there's too much time on 
        Being merrily nice guys

        Tuesday morning is Wednesday afternoon when you cry all night,
        Wednesday early we fall into what I'll call Philadelphia,
        Thursday morning is not Thursday morning 
        'Til one of us says: "How's your life", How's your life, hey, 
        How's your life? How's your life?

        Come on to the weekend, 'cause the weekend I'll get by,
        Hold off 'til the weekend, 'cause there's too much time 
        And there may be not much time to cry
        Hold off 'til the weekend, 'cause the weekend we'll be high,
        Hold off 'til the weekend, 'cause we may look tired, but we'll get by

        What if there were no more mama's boys?
        What if no one shared their humble appearance?
        What if there were no consequences?
        What if there were no more arguments?

        Well that'd be a shame,
        And that'd be impossible,
        And you would be bored,
        'Cause you wouldn't want it any other way
 
        Hold off 'til the weekend, 'cause the weekend I'll get by,
        Hold off 'til the weekend, 'cause we may look scared but we're very nice guys,
        Hold off 'til the weekend, 'cause the weekend I'll get by,
        Hold off 'til the weekend, 'cause we may look strange, but we surely will get by

        What if there were no more mama's boys?
        What if we all had no thinking together?

        Well, that'd be a shame
        And that'd be impossible
        'Cause you would be bored
        'Cause you wouldn't want it any other way       

lyrics by A. Morissette, N. Lashley, J. Tobias, T. Hawkins and C. Chaney - on tour 1996
lyrics © Alanis Morissette/Lyrics & Music by Alanis Morissette, Chris Chaney, Nick Lashley, Jesse Tobias, & Taylor Hawkins.