... Is my stomach bigger than usual? I could swear that these pants fit yesterday.Wonder if I can pass off this as a three-month pregnant thing? Am I putting on weight again? Don't think I'm eating anymore than I was.
Oh wait, yes I am.
Chooooooocolate... Must. Have...
What is it about chocolate and chips that make them so addictive?
I suck. I'm a horrible person. All the people who say they like me are just pretending.
I could swear that inanimate objects are out to get me. Goddamn it, STAY WHERE I PUT YOU!!! *crash* OW! @$%&!!!!
It's 10:00pm and I'm hungry. Maybe I should cook dinner. But I don't really feel like it. Bleagh.
Mmmm. Ramen...
It's a big 225 mL bottle of Peroxide! It can't just have disappeared into thin air!
If mom was here right now, she'd say this place looked like a tornado hit it. Man, you know, it really does. Do I own that much paper?
Chocolate... Chooooooocolate...
It's a plot. The paperclips and the bags in my closet have formed an alliance. I know it.
I really should clean this place up. Because. I. Can't. Find. ANYTHING!!!
N...o....e...n...e...r..g....y....
I wonder if.. twenty-third, twenty-fourth.. Well, THAT explains a whole hell of a lot!
Chocolate.... Must... Have...
OW! Freakin' books!!!
Okay, lost sock pixies. You've had your fun, okay? Now GIVE IT BACK!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!! There. That felt better.
You know, I really wish I had a boyfriend right now.
No one likes me. I'm a terrible person, I'm ugly, my hair sucks, and I'm fat. Okay, actually, I'm not fat. But... but... love handles!!!
Need to get off the chair and go get food. But can't get off chair.
Mmmm... Ramen...
Aaaaaany daaaaaay nooooow!!!
Owowowowowowowowowowowow!!!! Where the hell is my pain medication??
Hell. I am in hell.
June 17, 2003
DEFINITION: Tommy: Colloquial phrase among some females for menstruation. As in "Our Irish friend, Tom O'Month". See also, "The Red Curse", "The Blessed Curse", "Ragtime", "Company's Coming", etc, etc, etc.
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NOTE FROM THE AUTHOR: To the males out there, I just want to take this opportunity to say one thing. When a female gets mad at you and starts taking your head off, it's not necessarily because of PMS. Sometimes, I would say three times out of four, it's because you're being a jerkoff. In fact, even when it is PMS that's causing her to lose it, the touch off point is still legit. It's just that her hormones have made it so that she no longer cares about keeping the peace about it. So don 't trivialize a gal's legitimate beef by saying, "Gee, guess it's that time of month," cuz that's the shortest route to family planning without anaesthetic, if you catch my meaning.
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