From: SESamp Return-path: To: JettSkr@aol.com, YoungMoms@aol.com, trinidad@bellsouth.net, sue121@worldnet.att.net, Cayohueso@aol.com, SRHansen@aol.com, maryanneh@tpapo.hok.com Subject: Fwd: Fw: Moms Date: Tue, 12 May 1998 15:56:27 EDT Organization: AOL (http://www.aol.com) Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-type: multipart/mixed; boundary="part1_895017236_boundary" --part1_895017236_boundary Content-ID: <0_895017236@inet_out.mail.aol.com.3> Content-type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII --part1_895017236_boundary Content-ID: <0_895017236@inet_out.mail.aol.com.4> Content-type: message/rfc822 Content-transfer-encoding: 7bit Content-disposition: inline From: ICEAMae Return-path: To: tkeller@alaska.net, cherylc@webzone.net, CNPS@aol.com, info@icea.org, SESamp@aol.com, charmarks@juno.com, nancy_lefever@mail.mtwp.k12.pa.us, Kathleen_O'Connor@tufts-health.com, kemp@rivernet.net, paturner@ctel.net, agl139@freenet.carleton.ca, Marjorie.Blackwell@digital.com, bakjak@nbnet.nb.ca, clarion@ibm.net, ag139@freenet.carleton.ca, cwitt1@ix.netcom.com, Cass021988@aol.com, bshocker@ezonline.com, abehnke@juno.com Subject: Fwd: Fw: Moms Date: Mon, 11 May 1998 12:12:32 EDT Organization: AOL (http://www.aol.com) Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-type: multipart/mixed; boundary="part2_895017236_boundary" --part2_895017236_boundary Content-ID: <0_895017236@inet_out.mail.aol.com.5> Content-type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII --part2_895017236_boundary Content-ID: <0_895017236@inet_out.mail.aol.com.6> Content-type: message/rfc822 Content-transfer-encoding: 7bit Content-disposition: inline Return-Path: Received: from relay18.mx.aol.com (relay18.mail.aol.com [172.31.109.18]) by air17.mx.aol.com (vx) with SMTP; Sun, 10 May 1998 21:46:24 -0400 Received: from home.gis.net (home.gis.net [208.218.130.20]) by relay18.mx.aol.com (8.8.5/8.8.5/AOL-4.0.0) with ESMTP id VAA25795 for ; Sun, 10 May 1998 21:46:24 -0400 (EDT) Received: from default (host25.208-239-7.gis.net [208.239.7.25]) by home.gis.net (8.8.8/8.8.8+djf) with ESMTP id VAA06824 for ; Sun, 10 May 1998 21:46:02 -0400 (EDT) Message-Id: <199805110146.VAA06824@home.gis.net> Reply-To: <@gis.net> From: "John Hess" To: Subject: Fw: Moms Date: Sun, 10 May 1998 21:49:48 -0400 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Priority: 3 X-Mailer: Microsoft Internet Mail 4.70.1162 Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-type: multipart/mixed; boundary="part3_895017236_boundary" --part3_895017236_boundary Content-ID: <0_895017236@inet_out.mail.aol.com.7> Content-type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII --part3_895017236_boundary Content-ID: <0_895017236@inet_out.mail.aol.com.8> Content-type: message/rfc822 Content-transfer-encoding: 7bit Content-disposition: inline Return-Path: Received: from relay18.mx.aol.com (relay18.mail.aol.com [172.31.109.18]) by air17.mx.aol.com (vx) with SMTP; Sun, 10 May 1998 21:46:24 -0400 Received: from home.gis.net (home.gis.net [208.218.130.20]) by relay18.mx.aol.com (8.8.5/8.8.5/AOL-4.0.0) with ESMTP id VAA25795 for ; Sun, 10 May 1998 21:46:24 -0400 (EDT) Received: from default (host25.208-239-7.gis.net [208.239.7.25]) by home.gis.net (8.8.8/8.8.8+djf) with ESMTP id VAA06824 for ; Sun, 10 May 1998 21:46:02 -0400 (EDT) Message-Id: <199805110146.VAA06824@home.gis.net> Reply-To: <@gis.net> From: "John Hess" To: Subject: Fw: Moms Date: Sun, 10 May 1998 21:49:48 -0400 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Priority: 3 X-Mailer: Microsoft Internet Mail 4.70.1162 Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-transfer-encoding: quoted-printable ---------- > From: Donna.Peterson@littlebrown.com > To: Virginia_Paxton@newcourt.com; jwhess@gis.net > Subject: Moms > Date: Friday, May 08, 1998 5:51 PM > > > _________________________________________________________________________= ___ ___ > Subject: Moms > From: design50@earthlink.net at LBC_INTERNET > Date: 5/8/98 1:24 PM > > You Know You're a Mother When.... > > 1. You count the sprinkles on each kid's cupcake to make > sure they're equal. > 2. You have the time to shave only one leg at a time. > 3. You hide in the bathroom to be alone. > 4. Your kid throws up and you catch it. > 5. Some one else's kid throws up at a party. You keep eating. > 6. You consider finger paints to be a controlled substance. > 7. You've mastered the art of placing large quantities of > pancakes and eggs on a plate without anything touching. > 8. Your child insists that you read "Once Upon a Potty" out > loud in the lobby of Grand Central Station and you do it. > 9. You cling to the high moral ground on toy weapons, your > child chews his toast into the shape of a gun. > 10. You hope ketchup is a vegetable, since it's the only way > your child eats. > 11. You can't bear the thought of your son's first girlfriend. > 12. You hate the thought of his wife even more. > 13. You find yourself cutting your husbands' sandwiches into > cute shapes. > 14. You can't bear to give away baby clothes - it's so final. > 15. You hear your mother's voice coming out of your mouth > when you say, "NOT in your good clothes!" > 16. You stop criticizing the way your mother raised you. > 17. You donate to charities in the hope that your child won't > get that disease. > 18. You hire a sitter because you have't been out with your > husband in ages, then spend half the night checking on the > kids. > 19. You use your own saliva to clean your child's face. > 20. You say at least once a day, "I'm not cut out for this job", > but you know you wouldn't trade it for anything. > > --part3_895017236_boundary-- --part2_895017236_boundary-- --part1_895017236_boundary--