gene throws a piece of soft burrito on the ground, and to our amusement, the squirrel spurts up, nabs it and runs back to its initial spot and nibbles on it.

J: aww, look how cute it is. hey, it likes it!
G: well duh.

insert gene and me starting to throw more burrito pieces onto the ground. for each piece, the squirrel comes closer and closer until s/he's practically 2 feet away.

J: man that squirrel can eat!
G: hey you know he's thinking right now "jeah i got me some suckers!"
J: yeah hehe.. hey where's it going?

insert squirrel nabbing huge piece and running off with it. 10 seconds later, it comes back and does the same thing.

G: maybe it's getting full? it should be considering the pieces we've been throwing.
J: hey, if i was evil i would throw it one of these beans. just imagine the flatulence it would produce. squirrel gas!!
G: *groan*
J: man, look at it go.. wouldn't it be freaky if we turn around and look behind that corner and discover like 10,000 squirrels waiting for that squirrel to feed them...
G: ... all like standing on their hind legs saluting him..
J: ...i bet he'd be like a hero providing food for the squirrel community...

insert gene and me breaking down in giggles for 5 minutes. squirrel comes back for more, i give it a piece with some guacamole on it. gotta keep up with the vitamins, you know?

J: shouldn't he be full by now?
G: maybe he regurgitates it for his kids.. o wait that's birds...
J: man he's gunna puke if he keeps it up...
G: nah, haven't you seen them store a ton of nuts in their cheeks?
J: ...uh...

insert jennie foolishly tempting the squirrel to come up and grab the burrito piece from her fingers.

G: stop that, it might have rabies!

insert jennie squeaking and throwing the piece. we finish up our meal, rip off a few large pieces and leave for the squirrel, and leave. closing info: no, there were no squirrel legion waiting behind the bushes.