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PAUL:the Latin name meaning borrowed
NAME: Paul F. Kinniston (I know what the F stands for!!!)
AGE: 17 
(and ya ditched me on that day...)
GENDER: I hope everyone knows =) 
(actually..  me dunno..  jes kidding!!  me know..  unless you're keeping things from me)
EYE COLOUR: Brown 
(i've never seen your eyes..  but then again..  i'm blind..  jes kidding!)
NATURAL HAIR COLOUR: Dirty blond 
(is there difference between blond and blonde?)
BIRTHDAY: August 2nd, 1985 
(i'll make you a vewie nice keychain for your berfday, kk? cept you'll get it late... >.<)
HOMETOWN: Vancouver
DREAM CITY: Vancouver 
(i can't believe that your dream city is vancouver...  i seriously can't believe it..  i feel..  insulted...)
BEST FRIEND(S): Lots, if they don't know who they are, they obviously aren't my friends 
(i'm not one of em..  wight?  wight!)
FAVE ANIMAL(S): Dogs
(dogs are mean..  and creepy... and they bite..  and they have rabies..  and do you have a dog?)
FAVE SUBJECT: PE!!!!! 
(pe..  bad memories..  of a long ago november day..  when all was taken away from me...)
FAVE TEACHER: Almost all PE teachers
FAVE MEMORY: Don't really got one 
(poor you..  deprived of an excellent moment of which you'll never forget...)
FAVE SAYING: How's it going? 
(this explains why you say it so much..  i can actually hear you saying it in my mind...)
PET PEEVES: Excessive swearing (except from you [Bryan], you use it effectively) 
(like ME dun use it effectively?  actually, wait..  i dun weallie swear excessively, do it?  nm then..  <only i and i alone, may use 'nm' in convo's where i am involved)
FUTURE PLANS: Go to university and play lots of soccer
(see?  it's always soccer, soccer, soccer!!!!!)
FAVE FOOD: Pizza 
FAVE DRINK: Coke 
(this explains the endless bottles of coke ppl can find in your locker...)
FAVE FRUIT: Apple 
(i would've thought that your meals consisted of coke only..  jes kidding!)
TOP FIVE WISHES:
                  1) No disease
(you dream of the impossible, dun you?)
                  2) World peace 
(see above comment)
                  3) No pollution 
(see above comment)
                  4) Keep all my friends
                  5) Remove all physical ailments (especially from a certain friend =) )
(and this friend would be?  do i know him/her?)
IF YOU COULD CHANGE one THING IN THE WORLD, WHAT WOULD IT BE?  SO many things to change, probably change the amount of fighting (world peace) 
(beneath every wish, there lies a loophole...)
WHO WOULD YOU MISS MOST IF HE/SHE DIED? Any one of my friends/family
WHEN WAS THE LOWEST POINT OF YOUR LIFE? December, a year ago, soccer game against dunbar, no soccer for 2 and a half months....... 
(jes like me, you remember low points vewie well... )
WHEN WAS THE HIGHEST POINT OF YOUR LIFE? Hard to say
(dun you have a moment where you jes knew things would be okie and that the rainbows would come out again because the rain was finally over?)
IF REINCARNATION WAS REAL, WHAT WOULD YOU COME BACK AS? A dove.  why?  i don't know
(darn)
IF YOU COULD TELL THE WORLD JUST one THING, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Take care of the world, it's the only one we've got 
(well... ppl never cherish things until they realize that it's gone...)
LAST WORDS, COMMENTS, POEMS, EXPERIENCES, ETC:  Good bye (best last words, eh?)
(yep...  they sure are...)
you know..  you aren't exactly the world's most obedient slave...  (you've only followed what?  4% of the orders i give you?  ^.^)  well..  at least you're a loyal slave..  and you're always vewie vewie good at cheering up your master..  so i guess that makes up for your lack of obedience, eh?  ^.^  well..  dun worry..  your life sentence  will go by weallie fast...  BUT...  if you're a good lit'l slave, then maybe i'll reduce your sentence...  ya know what?  my other slave, on the other hand, wants his sentence to be made longer..  cuz i said as long as you guys are my slaves, i'll be alive and once your sentences are up, then i'd be able to leave peacefully and without a single regret...  obviously i can't promise that i wun leave before the sentences are over..  but ya get what i'm trying to say, right?  right! blah blah blah, i'm gonna end this right here..   JES KIDDING!  you know my msg's aren' this short..  i babble a lot in my creations...  detail is good..  anyway..  i dun think babbling about babbling is much convo, eh?  anyway..  i weallie hope you'll have a great future in soccer..  but i'm sure that's not gonna be the only career you're headed towards..  am i right?  but i know ONE thing that you're probably not gonna be!  an environmentalist!!  you have SO gotta start recycling your bottles!!  even if you're too lazy to find a recycling can, the least you could do is throw em away!  ^.^  you know...  you ARE quite a messy person..  i've hadta help you clean out your locker HOW many times now?  i should get paid for it..  ^.^  jes kidding..  i wouldn't wanna get paid for helping you clean out your locker..  cuz then that would make me a cleaning-lady...  and i dun wanna be anybody's cleaning-lady...  someone oughta be my cleaning-person..  but then again...  i have nothing for them to clean..  your job sounds so easy and like..  way less stressful...  when i go to work..  i work for like..  6 sometimes 9 hours.. and it's hard to bear with kids who dun listen..  if you tell them to walk on the left, they'll walk on the right, jes to spite you..  well..  that was only the second session..  my third session group is okie...  <it's only got 8 ppl!  it's suppose to have around 12>  the hardest part is having to sleep late and wake up early, then go to work and have kids wanting to hold your hand...  but sometimes, i hafta be like 'dun touch me' cuz they have like..  totally warm hands and arms..  and my arms and hands are totally cool/cold..  and when they touch me, it's jes an icky-warm feeling...  sometimes, the kids need something to hold onto, still..  they're like..  linking their arm with my arm..  and they're like..  totally short..  so since they can't reach, they drag ME down with them..  and i'm like..  'okie, let go.. you can hold onto my back pack strap..  but DUN drag on it' and omg..  when they get tired...  it's like i hafta carry their weight to..  and i'm like..  dragging them along..  we'll be like..  one block away from ccnh and they'll be like 'i'm giving up'..  and i'll be like 'if you're gonna give up then you're jes gonna be left behind'  anyway...  you're like..  totally one of my closest buds...  you're always there for me.. <well..  almost always> and i totally appreciate it..  cuz i have at least one person i know that i can count on..  at least YOU can handle my tantrums and my bad moods...  if you can handle my spoiled brat behaviour, summer fun would be a snap for you  ^.^  but i'm SO not the child abuser of the program..  i mean.. i dun hit kids or anything..  i dun abuse em whatsoever...  i've only whacked one kid on the head..  and that's david..  and me doing that, would actually be considered being nice to him... he deserves to be shoved off a skytrain while it's half-way in the sky!!!!!!  welps..  at least he ain't coming back!!  it would be so cool if you could jes experience one day in summer fun..  if you check out the summer fun songs page, you'll getta see the songs we hafta memorize and sing with the kids and stuff..  SO not fun..  cuz for the tree song, ya gotta sing it fast...  cuz that's part of the fun..  and then there are all those games we hafta play and stuff..  not exactly a high iq level required to play the games..  which i guess is good..  since some kids are slow..  anyway..  this will be all for now..  but i promise i'll add on more later..  <and unless SOMEONE, i keep my promises!!>  and btw..  after you finish reading this, since you have so much time on your hands, you'd better leave a LONG LONG LONG msg in my guestbookie, or else i'll add on more years!  =P  ^.^  jes kidding...
The following is a direct profile from one of my much luved slaves/bestest best buds, mr. kinniston [paul] himself  (the words in purple are my comments)
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TWO AND A HALF YEARS AT SLAVES CO.  IT'S BEEN ONE HECK OF A JOURNEY AND YOU'RE FINALLY FREE AGAIN.  THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING A PART OF THIS DREAM OF MINE.  I'LL MISS YOU.
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"It's always easy to be nice to nice people.  Just like how it's always easy to be sweet to
sweet people."--P.F.K <aka paul!>