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| Even though Toniann only attends class once every three weeks, she still is somehow managing to pass. Liz is the only guard member who could probably communicate with dolphins. It is quite possible that Cristina is the ony person that refers to cursing as "bad mouthing." Although she refuses to believe it, Samantha is not, as she puts it, fat. On any given day at any given time, you can find David eating. Nicole eats approximately 1.359 peppers per day. We have found 27 different places to hide money in our uniform. Tiffany discovered 12 different ways to wear a scarf (Chiquita). Many members can put their leg in their ear, Daniella has trouble getting it back out. Jenny is just too happy!!! Nora has cool German socks and awesome German dance moves. She can do the snake forwards AND backwards. Natalia can carry the entire floor with her pinky finger while doing a back walkover and holding everyones equipment. Nicole knows the location of every bathroom. Cristina's arm has been every color of the rainbow. Beatriz is the only one, well maybe David does, who brings porkchops and cheesecake as school lunch as part of a diet. Jeannine holds the world record of consecutive questions. Vieris can french braid anyone in guard's hair in 2 minutes flat. Beatriz might be the only Cuban who acts like she's from Brooklyn. The whole guard can, in unison, chug pixiy sticks in .237 seconds. Merav likes more boys than the entire guard put together. |