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15. You were counting too fast...or was it too slow?
14. Didn't the music just skip?
13. She had my flag.
12. Well the fifty is crooked!
11. The yard markers moved.
10. I stepped on my flag.
9. I hit myself in the head.
8. I was blinded by glitter.
7. The silk got wrapped around my arm and...
6. I swear my weights are wrong.
5. I got burned by the toaster.
4. My gloves are brand new.
3. I swear my ankles are on the wrong feet.
2. They're not in the right drill spot.
1.I was on time...YOU were ALL wrong!

10. I WILL NOT twirl my pen/pencil/mop or broom
9. I WILL NOT watch guard videos for more then 4 hours a day
8. I WILL remember that my equipment is inatament and does not need a name
7. I WILL NOT make fun of cheerleaders at football games.
6. I WILL NOT do show work with a hockey stick in gym class
5. I WILL get over that trying to remember the name of that one guard
4. I WILL get over my phase of talking to equipment
3. I WILL NOT old work from past shows as my own tryouts
2. I WILL find time to hang out with my 'non' guard friends
1.I WILL NOT relate everything to guard

15. We can get ready to go out (makeup, hair, clothes, nail polish, glitter, bag, accessories) in 10 minutes or less.
14. We can always make ourselves look good.
13. We're good at taking orders.
12. We know not to complain or be argumentative.
11. We're used to being yelled at.
10. We know how to keep people in a line.
9. We're shameless.
8. We adore tight clothing.
7. We do it on football fields and gym floors.
6. We're used to poles of all sizes.
5. We won't drop you.
4. We work well with our hands.
3. We are very flexible.
2. We always want to be on top.
1. We love to make people scream and yell.