Know what I hate?

Know what I hate?

Let's play a game,... it's called 'Know what I hate'? and it goes something like this...

I hate messages on home pages that say "send me e-mail, I like e-mail"... What those messages should actually say is, "send me e-mail, it strokes my ego, but I won't actually reply because I'm too busy to say Hello or Thanks"

Know what else I hate? People who pretend to not cuss, and then slip and say something really crude like M**rfer or Ckser, and you know under the right circumstances they swear like a sailor. Lying sacks of skin!!!!

I hate having to use the men's bathroom because men like to see how much noise they can make when evacuating, and they laugh hysterically when they have done something that causes others in the restroom to gag.

I hate being identified as either Ma'am or Sir, I don't know why, I just don't like it when someone thinks they know what's in my slacks.

I hate crying over my past life. It really messes up my eyes, and I wind up crying more because my eyes are so messed up.

I hate having to like my ex-wife's boyfriend because he may actually be a nice guy. Although he did seem to take great pleasure in announcing to my GF that he is "All man",... "A guy" and how he really enjoys being male. (maybe it's that male priviledge thing?) He then states he doesn't know why someone like ME would want to be a woman. does this say something about his attitude towards women in general?... or just transsexuals?

I hate buying a car. I know someone has to sell cars but then again, someone has to empty the bedpans at old folks homes. I realize one has nothing to do with the other, but I liked the way it sounded at the time.

I hate bars. Single bars or otherwise. I used to like going to bars to watch scenes similar to what you might find at the monkey house in any given zoo, then I realized I was in the same cage.

I hate campers who bring their badly behaved dogs to an otherwise peacefull setting because they're too cheap to put it in the kenel or ask someone to watch it. I equally hate people who bring radio's or miniature televisions on an overnight camping trip.

I hate 'night' being spelled 'nite', and 'through' as 'thru', I actually saw both on a fast food restaurant sign. It said 'Drive-Thru open all Nite'... It made my skin crawl.

People who don't wash their hands after visiting the restroom, and then stick their dirty paws into the community pretzel jar. I witnessed this action at my work place, consequently I NEVER eat anything that has a chance of being touched by most men. Obsessive?

People who for whatever reasons wind up as my boss and then ask me to teach them how to do their job on a seemingly daily basis, and then, have the nerve to give me a scathingly bad performance review. Makes me want to help them a lot less, or say F**k Yu, but then,... I don't cuss.

Okay!... Jeeze!! Call me sappy!! (I STILL hate sappy!! LOL) I just re-read two books by TS's that underwent their SRS in the early 70's. These ladies were among the pioneers who made it a heck of a lot easier for folks like me to live in this world. I don't want to take anything away from them, or minimize their struggles. So with that, I do take away the remark about books of this nature, and I extend my apologies as well as my personal thanks to Canary Conn and Diannah Boileau.

TS poetry. It is absolutely the sappiest stuff on earth!! GAG!!!! By the way, please check out my 'lyric' page. Not Sappy!!!! LOL*

My lovely friend Marissa commented that this was not much of a game because there was no chance to participate, I told her she got to participate by reading it. *p.s. I hate her too because she looks absolutely gorgeous in her clothes!!

Guys who hoot at me out of their cars or say stupid stuff to me in public, then suddenly check themselves, and if they discern that I am not a genetic woman, they then feel justified to call me a 'fag'.

People who complain about all the things they hate.

Pedants

I think I'll update this list every so often, if you would like to send me some of the things you hate, I will be only too glad to steal them and claim them as my own! Have a swell day!! Buh-Biyee!!!!

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