I Wonder!... (strange thoughts in broad daylight)



Why is it some people contract horrible diseases from standing water and yet some of the men that work at my company never wash their coffee mugs and continue to thrive? Is this something Science should look into?

Stan,... Satan with just one 'a' removed! Think about it people!!!! He could be sitting beside you!!

How come no one has come up with a way to peel up a hairy back like sod and sew it on a bald head? Where are our priorities?

What do gender clinics do with all those disconnected gonads? I suspect they freeze dry them and sell them to bodybuilders in capsule form at nutrition stores,... but what would happen when the Transsexual genetic factors kicked in? Would all those huge, veiny guys start wearing make-up to the gym? or start saying, I feel like Cory Everson trapped in Arnolds body?

Buttock implants!??! Do they stress test the implant material? Something that gets that much use is bound to wear out in a hurry. Do you think they should offer those with a zipper opening? When the implants wear out, just zip open, slip in a new pair and your ready to go!! You never know when you might need an extra pocket too! for example... Hey!! wait a minute!!!! I think I left a couple of bucks in my ass! Let me just check!... or,... I'm sorry Officer, I though I had my license in my ass, I must have left it in my jeans,... Damn!! come to think of it,... I left my ass in my other jeans!!!!!!

It never ceases to piss me off that people I know who smoke, don't exercise, and eat lousy food have better physical check-ups than me. Who's running this scam???? Are Doctors getting kickbacks from Ronald McDonald or Joe Camel to give these people a clean bill of health? I want to know who's responsible for this!??!

Why does everyone in the business world stock their restrooms with sandpaper instead of toilet paper? What's happening here? Another conspiracy I think!,... Kickbacks from the Preperation H guy? I mean after you're done cleaning up with that stuff your sphincter is gone!!!! Buffed into oblivion!!!!

How can someone get the wrong number,... twice!??! If they call you once and you say wrong number, what compels these people to call back again,... "Like,... are you sure????... I have the wrong number?????" Oh wait a minute!!,... You're right!! You don't have a wrong number, I walked into the wrong freakin' house by mistake!!!! Please forgive me, here's my real number why don't you call me when I get home!??!

I hate Dentists! My dentist talks like John Lovitz, as a matter of fact I think he is John Lovitz, there's a scary thought,... John Lovitz in your mouth with sharp instruments! Supposedly he 'fixed' quite a few cavities I had. So how come my mouth is like a mine field now? Every time I have anything hot or cold my teeth feel like he's still in there with a drill. I think he exposed every nerve ending in my head.

If you see material here that reminds you of something else, it may well be that the information got stuck in my noggin' and found it's way onto my page. If I borrowed something from someone else,... please forgive me. My short term memory is pretty bad,... If you see material here that reminds you of something else, it may well be that the information got stuck in my noggin' and found it's way onto my page. If I borrowed something from someone else,... please forgive me. My short term memory is pretty bad,...





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