Unpublished Hilarious Essays |
| The Idijt's Guide to Sensual Respites. Also known as The Idjit's Guide to AOL Lesbian Chat Rooms |
| The Idjit's Guide to Successful gender transition and if all goes well SRS. |
| Canis_Lupus' Ultimate Guide to a more fullfilling life |
| The Twelve Steps for the Moo Addicted |
| A glossary of wolfisms: Terms this Spivak Wolf has made up, so you can use them as you wish |
| FTM Blues (A song I co-wrote with an ex of mine) |
Unpublished Essays on Gender |
| Declaration of Independence from the Patriarchy. |
| The Spivak Manifesto |
| Gender Anarchoterrorism 101 or how to think like a Spivak without losing your mind. |
| The Inminent Crucifixion of Gender: A Thought Provoking Poem |
Hilarious Lists Contributed by my cyber friends |
| Sermon of the Mount |
| 101 Uses for AOL disks |
| Revised and more realistic terms to commonly abused dating terms |
| The world's best pickup lines and much more!!!. |
| 20 words that should exist |
| Men in the Doghouse. |
| Signs You've Been Stalked by Martha Stewart |
| A list of condoms you wished existed. |
| 50 things that never happen in Star Trek. |
| Very short books you wished were in print |
| Star Wars hidden non PG famous lines |
| Most creative excuses not to show up for work. |
| Barbies We'd like to See. |
| The Rebuttal of Why Beer is Better than Women: Why Beer is Better than Men |
| The Abridged Hick Dicktionary. |
| Definite Signs of an AOL Addiction |
| Things Never to Say to a Police Officer. |
| Things You Never Want to Hear when Lying on an Operating Table |
| If Edgar Allan Poe Had Had a Computer. |
| Overheard at the Promises Keeper Rally |
| Real Advertisements from Newspapers |
| Things that Bother People |
| New and innovative bumper stickers |
| A Cowboy's Guide to Life |
| Diary of a Blonde AOL User |
| AOL Facts of Life |
| 11 Reasons Why E-Mail is like the Male Reproductive Organ |
| Things To Do in a Boring Movie. |
| Deep Thoughts for You to Ponder |
| Top 10 things You Do Not Want to hear at a Tattoo Parlor |
| The New Unabridged Hick Dickshunary of Computer Terms |
| Top Ten Reasons Why Trick or Treating is Better than Sex |
| AOL E-Mail Facts of Life. |
| More Creative Pickup Lines |
| At last: The Blondes fight back. |
| Rejected HallMark Greetings Ideas |
| The Ultimate Beer Diet. |
Hilarious Essays Contributed by my Cyber Pals |
| Cat Bathing as a Martial Art. |
| The Official Moron Test. |
Links to Hilarious Sites |
The Dancing Hamsters |
What's New |
| The Ultimate Southern Driver's Licence Application: |
| An Actual Job Application at a Fast Food Joint |
| Pre-Relationship Agreement Document between Femme and Butches |
| The Ultimate Personal Ad Application : Sardonic but realistic. It's for real. *w* |
Coming Soon |
| Amazing but true anagrams you won't believe |
| The AOL Oath |
| How to tell if you are talking to an cyber (AOL) Snert |
| Instructions for giving a cat pills (the fun way) |
| 10 reasons why cyber is better (not!) |
| Some examples the human race has evolved as far as possible |
| How to keep a healthy level of insanity and driver others insane |
| 10 questions most asked of lesbians and their ideal responses |
| Top 22 signs you've had too much of the 90's |
| 40 signs you're getting older |
| Top 50 Oxymorons |
| Top 10 things that irk people the most |
| Signs of a terminal computer addiction |
| Signs you're dating a true blonde |
| Top 41 things you'll never hear a Southerner say |
| The Ultimate Homage to the Spell Checker (A poem) |
| Sightings of the Stupid |
| 30 Ways to have fun at Walmart |
| The Ultimate Guide to Beer Drinking |
Links to Equally Outrageous Mooers I could not Ignore |
| The runner up on the all time "Best Flirt Contest Loo-Ahu" |
| The Lordie to end all Lordies. |
| A chyck who lives by her codename. |
| The only shameless Saint I know, in dier need of canonization while still alive |
| The honey with the chain |
| The ultimate hardbitten cyber dyke. |
| Fyrehawke's Den |
| Capital B: My very very ex Moo wife sight unseen |
| My one and only Ashe puppy |
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