From: FFCSKRULL2@aol.com
Date: Tue, 14 Oct 1997 03:03:34 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: SRU: Jake
Ok the following story is my next SRU tale. It probally won't be good
because I just wanted to get this one out of the way. SRU:Dave will hit the
list tomorrow night & should be better than this one!
This story takes place a little bit before, during, & after the events in
SRU:Joseph.
Here it is
SRU: Jake
Jake was the kind of a guy you would never want to be. He was 16, only
160lbs., & only 5'4. In other words he was a wimp. The kids at school were
so mean that they never talked to him & when they did they said mean things
to him. Jake wasso lonely. Then one day he came upon a shop in a hole in the
wall section of the mall called Spells R Us. Jake decided to enter the
store. The tiny doorcharm made a quiet ring sound, not as annoying asthose
other kinds that most small shops have that drive you crazy. As he looked
around he saw many old & odd items like lamps, rings, old books, & even
halloween costumes. As Jake looked round the store he noticed a old man
coming out from the back. He was shocked when he saw that the old man was
wearing wjhat appeared to be a bathrobe. Jake blinked but it was true the
man was really wearing it,it wasn't his eyes.
"Hello Jake." The old man said as he looked at the kid."Before you ask I
know your name because I am a wizard."
Jake looked at him oddly. He didn't believe this man could actually be a
wizard. Jake looked at the old man's counter. There was a old lamp. The old
man noticed that Jake was curious & spoke. "That is a magic lamp as in
genies." He said with a big grin.
"Yeah right." Jake said.
"Look I'll give you the lamp for free, then you will discover that it is for
real." Jake looked at the old man with a confused look. "Look Halloween is
coming up in a few weeks, I make my business then. I can afford to give you a
magic lamp for free its no big deal." Jake couldn't argue with that. He took
the lamp & left the small shop.
The old man smiled & was about to back into the back when a lady came in
with her son. "How may I help you?"
"My son has been doing things that are unsatisfactory like touching women in
certain areas, & looking up their dresses ?I was hoping you knew away to
teach him a lesson I sure don't." Her son was struggling as she kept a grip
on his hand.
"Yes I do." The old man said witha small smile. "It depends on what you
want. Do you want him as a animal, a object, a woman?" The wizard could tell
that the woman was tired of how her son had been acting so he wasn't to
suprised when she said she wanted her 10 yr old son as her 10 yr old
daughter. A few minutes later the lady left the store witha cute 10 yr old
blonde wearing a pink dress. The old man thought about Jake & his lamp & then
went back to the back room.
Jake arrived at home and went straight to his bedroom. He turned on the
lights & rubbed the lamp hoping it wasn't a trick. Suddenly smoke came from
the lamp. It began to form into a figure. It was a genie. A ugly male genie.
He also looked like he was dumb.
"Hello master, you have 3 wishes." Said the dumb genie.
"Ok. Lets see I don't feel like going to the baseball game today so I wish
it would rain Cats and Dogs."
"As you wish master."
Jake ran to the window & couldn't believe what he saw, he turned to the
genie. "Oh man I didn't mean that literally. I better be careful how I phrase
my wishes." Jake sat down on his bed. He sighed. "I wish I was handsome so
all the woman in the world would love me." Suddenly he felt his muscles
grow, He grew another 3 inches & his hair became blonde. He looked in the
mirror & smiled. After thinking a little more he then decided to go outside.
He saw alot of women. They all liked him, but not one could go on a date with
him. "Women." He thought. "I wish I understood them." Before he could realize
his mistake he could feel himself sahrinking back to his old heighth & his
blonde hair growing. Suddenly a huge weight was on his chest. "OH NO!" he
screamed in a female's voice. He ran to his room & looked into the mirror.
She admired her reflection & smiled.
The next day she awoke & went straight to her closet & picked out a black
dress & black heels. She then went to the kitchen, picked up her purse & went
to the mall. Janet walked past the spells R Us store. The old man saw her go
right by. "I guess she doesn't remember me." He said as he laughed.
A few stores away Joseph, now Julie was walking past a lot of guys whio were
staring at her beautiful body & she smiled as she entered the store Spells R
Us.
OK I just wanted to throw her in so everyone would know I am trying to
connect the SRU tales I have done together. Please let me know what ya think.
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